Tanya Kephart

the life and midnight rantings of a random stranger.

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

That awkward moment when someone asks "what's wrong" and they're the problem.

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

My week: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

.@GroovyNikki asks: “Are u gonna write a tell-all?” #askbrucewillis-
BW: Called ‘Yippie Kay Yay - My Life Behind the Fireballs.” Summer ‘14.

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

.@FLEE_24_BACK asks: “Would he play Lex Luthor in Man of Steel2?” #askbrucewillis -
BW: Only if he can dance. Wanna play him like a showman!

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

.@debmcdaniel asks: “When’s the next Die Hard?” - BW: It’s a prequel. Set in elementary school during a bake sale that gets “outta control.”

[Tanya Kephart @Tapangs]

@JohnMCochran so happy you won! You just may be my new hero :)

[Tanya Kephart @Tapangs]

new place, new car, but in need of a bed. sounds like im eating ramen for the next 2 months and maybe sleeping on the floor...

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do however want to set fire to all your stuff.

[Doctor Who on AMC+ @DoctorWho_BBCA]

Awesome #fanvid: A Hundred Hugs From #DoctorWho by http://t.co/DmIw6Pnw

[Tanya Kephart @Tapangs]

Just scored this awesome shirt from TeeFury! http://t.co/GqVSl2aU via @teefury

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

70% of Twitter users have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend… RT if you love food.

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

No, cough syrup, you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape.

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

16 days until Valentines Day aka 16 days until you're home alone complaining about stupid couples because you're forever alone.

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

Tom Brady was seen tossing his helmet in frustration on the sidelines. But that too was intercepted.

[Justin Courtney Pierre @jcpmcs]

A Warped Announcement (of sorts): http://t.co/Hyej5Mup via @YouTube

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.

[Matt Mira @MattMira]

AFC title game prediction: Tom Brady will finish with the most handsome yards.

[Street Art @PaintedTown]

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.

[Tanya Kephart @Tapangs]

It has been decided, going to be in Denver June 30th to see @MotionCityMusic at Warped Tour. The countdown begins.