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If I could only fly, I’d probably crash or something idk

[Tape @Tape231]

Honestly. Fuck Glue.

[DMuted @MutedNotSuited]

Frank just has so many guns

[Tape @Tape231]

Just heard some guy rattle off like 12 predictions to his friend that were 100% true. His last one predicted I was about to eat shit.

I hope youre trapped in that time loop for a 1000 years #FUCKYOU

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Redd @ReddCinema]

bro got the OJ Simpson gloves on while handling a Captain Hook sha boing boing

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

If you give a mouse (me) a cookie (beer), he is going to want a glass of milk (another beer)

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[Tape @Tape231]

Just did a horrendous Guinness pour at an Airport Chilis, I’ve hit rock bottom

[Tape @Tape231]

They gotta put McManus in a stockade in the middle of Lambeau field and allow the state of Wisconsin to throw rocks at him.

[Tape @Tape231]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[Missouri State Football @MoStateFootball]

WE'RE GOING BOWLING 🎳

Your Missouri State Bears are OFFICIALLY BOWL BOUND ‼️🐻🏈

#OutHitOutHustle | #ProveIt

[Tape @Tape231]

I know these last two flags have gone in the Bears favor, but do these CUSA refs have a quota for flags thrown per game or do we actually just draw this many penalties?

I’m just tired of every other play in a drive being interrupted by a flag, just let them play God damn

[Tape @Tape231]

Need to get me some of this porter ASAP

[Meteorologist Sam Kuffel @SamKuffelWx]

We’re letting the Edmund Fitzgerald do the talking tonight.

[Tommy "Tough Knuckles" Izzo @IzzoTruther69]

Letting the big fitz do the talking tonight.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Not everyone can do it like they do it in Springfield.

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

Blowing a motorcyclist in half with a broadside of Lithium Shot like I was at the Battle of Trafalgar

[Tape @Tape231]

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!?! MO STATE ACTUALLY LOOKS SO GOOD!

[Tape @Tape231]

I’m so ready to get unnaturally angry at my team (Mo State) losing to a team they have no right beating (SMU), but God damnit I got to believe they got a chance #BearUp

[Tape @Tape231]

I’m so ready to get unnaturally angry at my team (Mo State) losing to a team they have no right beating (SMU), but God damnit I got to believe they got a chance #BearUp

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

My new favorite NFL player

[Missouri State Football @MoStateFootball]

TEN POINT COMEBACK ✅😤
FIRST FBS WIN ✅😤
FIRST ROAD WIN OF THE SEASON ✅😤

THAT’S A BEARS WIN!! 🐻

#OutHitOutHustle | #ProveIt

[Townes Van Zandt @officialtvz]

This month, we celebrate the anniversary of Townes Van Zandt's self titled released in 1969. https://t.co/naaEHICmgv

[Tape @Tape231]

Just had my first ever channel switch in Mo State’s FBS era. It feels good to be in the big leagues