TAPIWA 🦍 🇿🇲

Agricultural engineer| Water and GIS enthusiast|student of history -learning from the past to shape the future| RMCF⚽

[TAPIWA 🦍 🇿🇲 @Tapiwa1_0]

Officially an engineer. 🎓⚙️
Built by pressure, discipline, and long nights at UNZA. Grateful for the journey onwards and upwards.💪🏾
#unza

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The fact that LinkedIn wants you to pay for Premium while you’re unemployed and job hunting is insane

[ً @artfuIchaos]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I love Twitter because someone will tweet exactly what’s in my head and I just retweet it

[Trevor Mumba @selfstyledking]

Dear youngster, life is a gamble. Whenever you can, bet on yourself. Trust your instincts and go all-in where possible. It gets easier for others to back you when they see you putting in your best effort.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The only beach the employed are visiting this summer

[🧊 🦉 @TowieTowy]

Ninshi they’ve already started switching off internet??

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

I’m gonna start following white ppl they’re probably talkin abt real estate over there

[KAT @reallKAT]

Unemployed at 23.
Broke at 25.
Starting over at 27.
Millionaire at 30.

Don’t underestimate what God can do in your life.

Philippians 4:13.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

you’re an adult, be smart enough to avoid physical fight

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Man the game misses Shakhtar being good, it misses Anderlecht, it misses Olympiacos, it misses Celtic, it misses Valencia, it misses Basel, it misses Zenit

[Andie Malukutu @Andie_Malukutu]

Father-in-law why do you want to marry my daughter ?

Me 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

some of you beg so aggressively that you’ve convinced yourselves that basic manners should be followed up with financial aid.

[Chimwemwe @Chimwemw3_]

If i send you this just know "I love you so much"

[OFF THARGET @Khofidhestro]

The greatest UCL knockout stage match of all time 🔥
This game was tough 🥶🥶

[⚓️ @OwnedByVini]

7️⃣➡️🔟 = ⚽️⚽️⚽️

[M🧊X 𓅓 @Maxwel_TheGist]

Every 5 years we are forced to go and vote for the lesser evil. Tsk

[El Bicho @its_abu_saleh]

I’m sure this is the first time you’ve seen this goal from this angle. The crowd, the atmosphere… insane. 🤯

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

When a baby is born at the hospital, they are either a boy or a girl. There are no trans kids. Stop pushing that bullshit on this generation. It's only groomer parents.

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Shoot your shot gang worst she can say is eww

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

It’s already August. Nobody is changing anyone’s mind about who they’re voting for. Not a rally, not a debate, not aBBC interview. Nothing.