Lincoln “The Crank” Cohen (CPA)

AEPi ’97 | Tesla Investor | 6-Leg Parlay Engineer | Professional “One More Drink” Believer | Former Gym Attendance Champion | Looking for Exit Liquidity

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@KCP_Burner So we all saw this post and had the same idea.

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Happy hour canceled, drinking alone and adding every blonde on snap quick add.

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The air in NYC is just reminding me I’m only 10 hours away from happy hour hazy IPAs. #expand

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#doublestrapped

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I know some redcoats when I see them #Cabells

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“I already checked, they didn’t have a smaller size”

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#lank

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INTRODUCING…. The new starting five! #decisions

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The reincarnation #bag

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Claude was just down for 5 minutes, I started freaking out like a meth addict. The world we now live in btw

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Kuch clears the bench….. #cocaine

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This and Bosco sticks

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$5.99 Kimbap lunch CBTM permanently.

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Went from overnight AFK creeper farm to overnight Claude agents runnings way to fast.

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Never trust anyone with a home button.

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Day 1 of next 50 years. I solved the issue.

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#Nantucket

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“Welcome to the team Josh Jacobs”

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@IanK125 Lost, Found & Forgotten - 2026

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Fitted under-armor and weird braided necklace, locks Tball ump