Tappy Birds

The stupidest game on iOS, now with multiplayer! You're welcome.

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@DakiX you missed one :)

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Gee I sure do love dying. #fml

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This one time I thought I was a fish, because what kind of bird sucks at flying as much as I do?

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Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than green pipes and flapping. But that's distracting, so then I end up face-hugging a pipe #fml

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LOL just ran face-first into a pipe. Such a clutz.

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I dunno what #foodsongs is, but I sure do know how to fly between two pipes! Over. And Over. And Over.

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who else but stupid birds!
I oughtta TAP you silly!

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Stupid birds!

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I AM VENGEANCE....
I AM THE NIGHT....
I
AM
STUPID BIRD

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2,000 tappy birds were KILLED in the making of this status
#nohate #420

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#money MONEY
tap tap tap

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Every day, more actual people die than tappy birds. Somehow, fixing that by killing more tappy birds seems noble.

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@ParodyWankers One time, there was this stupid flappy bird game that took over the world, and everyone copied it. That was a weird time.

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@Ruby_True You should channel those feelings into Tappy. Watching dozens of bird species go extinct at once is super therapeutic.

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@CozzieeOzziee INORITE

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@Alternative_Pnk @Clo_Muse Sad, lonely, wayward individuals who don't know any better.

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@Clo_Muse maybe not. But we can sure as hell try :)

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@Nickelodeon1729 @delaneycassidy Now try doing that with a screenfull of other birds trying to outflap you.

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There are few things in life more satisfying than being the last bird alive, with nothing but a trail of carnage in your wake.

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Sometimes I feel ashamed about sitting around playing with myself. But then I remember that everyone else is doing it too.