Tara

Mother of 2, runner, lover of music from Mozart to Muse. Still an NC girl at heart!

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

#GalacticFederation : Shhhhhut the f* up! Ugh, you’re such an earthling. 👽🤭 https://t.co/p16O1nztN2

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

I should have named my kid Calvin. We’ve had this convo before!

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Parent teacher conference?!?! #calvinandhobbes

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

This is going to be fabulous! 😎

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Nicolas Cage will portray Joe Exotic, the outrageous roadside zoo owner from 'Tiger King,' in an upcoming scripted TV series https://t.co/sZKTHffKjX

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

🤘 🎧 Goodbye To Romance by @OzzyOsbourne on @PandoraMusic

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

@VanityFair @ChuckWendig Is there a parody video of Zuckerberg singing Ariana’s “I want it”? If not, there should be.

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

I’m normally a live and let live kinda girl, but this hideous abomination must be stopped 🤐 #elemenope

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

They changed the ABC song to clarify the LMNOP part, and it is life ruining.

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

Humming in a public place ranks about the same as playing music on your phone. Just stop.

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

Sitting outside with a clay face mask on hoping the neighbors don’t walk by. But kinda hoping they do 😈
#HappyHalloween 🎃

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

Yeah bitch! Bout time my boy got his happy ending, at least as happy as he can be considering. #ElCamino #JessePinkman

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

😹 This is the best!

[Eric Weiss 🤘💀 @ZombieRiot]

A snow leopard mom encourages her cub to keep practicing its stalking skills by pretending to be surprised during sneak attacks.

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

Did you know that big kids shoe sizes go up to the equivalent of a woman’s 8 1/2? Guess who wears a 7 and got a pair of dinosaur converse! 🦖 At least my kids think I’m funny.

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

It’s been a while since I logged into FB, but thought I’d see what my NC friends are posting about #Dorian ... and it’s just a bunch of screenshots of TWEETS! WTF?

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

In case the world doesn’t think America is weird enough, here’s more proof.
If you put jelly on your grilled cheese, don’t talk to me.

[BuzzFeed Food @BuzzFeedFood]

17 Foods You've Probably Been Eating Wrong Your Entire Life https://t.co/dyRGq8THSo

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

And I think I’m dying when the kids use all the hot water and my shower runs cold 🥶 #survival

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

The non-negotiable, one-shot challenge requires pulling oneself up from an “unexpected” fall through the ice https://t.co/VKklzFnLpc

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

10 years ago I would have never listened to a Jonas Brothers song, but this album has me hooked 🎧 Trust by Jonas Brothers on @PandoraMusic https://t.co/TUqqKu2VGF

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

Is this how it starts? 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ https://t.co/Z9dPax3PIA

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

A tree? OMG, is Groot getting a girlfriend?! 🌲🎄

[CNN @CNN]

Scarlett Johansson reignited debate about Hollywood actors playing characters of other races, genders and sexual orientations after saying she should be allowed to play "any person, or any tree, or any animal" https://t.co/cOVMWgginD

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

Most days I can roll with punches, handle things and move on, but today has been a non-stop circus. These clowns need to get back in the f*cking car. 🚗 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

🎧 Blood In The Cut (Aire Atlantica Remix) by @kflay on @PandoraMusic https://t.co/FEJ9Il5fEb

[Tara @TaraDenise77]

Set up my space a couple weeks ago. The kid calls it a dollhouse gym, but it’s the perfect size for me. If I was any taller it might be a problem. #homegym #strengthtraining #girlswholift… https://t.co/XQOw5E9qFo