Tara Munder

I like bad puns & I cannot lie

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

When you thought your summer couldn't get any worse...

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@AskCapitalOne Is Capital One going to reimburse us for the late fees incurred or are we just SOL?

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@WhitneyCummings Seeing you in Dallas w/ my mom on Thursday! Dirty jokes only, let’s make things ~uncomfy~. I was a loyal Chelsea Lately fan, let’s get ittt.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

#TedFled is trending

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@GovAbbott @TDEM How many more tragedies must occur in Dallas before we get an ounce of salt on our freeways? This is INSANE. 100 car pile up days before the snow even began accumulating and still *nothing*. Other states HAVE salt trucks.

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@CityOfDallas How many more tragedies must occur before we get an ounce of salt on our freeways? This is INSANE.

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@DallasCountyTx @DallasPD @DallasFireRes_q You would think that after 5+ people died in a 100 car wreck, that the city would do everything they can to prepare for the snow storms in the coming days. No salt trucks. Heavily iced roads. This is embarrassing.

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

#SeizeTheDEY

[kiyah🤍 @kiyyyyy_]

This is all the sorority girls at tech going to the Walmart on Q

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@bafergs This is why I love you

[Jen Fulwiler @jenfulwiler]

My husband (in TX) texting me (in NYC):

“Please go down to the hotel bar and describe the sadness of the Yankees fans to me”

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@Meagan_Messina I breathed in the direction of Lubbock yesterday ;)

[JD  @TRUE1JD]

This shit hurted cus i relate so much

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@merciluu I think you should get it!!

[tori crosby @victoriacrosby_]

my brother started doing a ribbon dance and i looked down at the ipad and was shook lmao

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@merciluu Both

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@Meagan_Messina You brought it upon yourself #nolongerahoustonian

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@lowkeyandy1 Nah, that was @lildickytweets

[Nicky @nickturani]

I was going through my girlfriend’s trash again and found out she threw away her IUD without consulting me. That’s what I get for trusting her!

[Tara Munder @TaraRoseMunder]

@rebecca_scott10 @CaucasianJames Can I just buy a fake stache and we go?