Terrible

[Terrible @Tara_Jsquared]

My soul is made up of procrastination and 90s rock

[Emily Finch @DrEmilyFinch]

Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels.

I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow.

Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’

Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path.

Strap in. It’s a 🧵

1/so many

[Terrible @Tara_Jsquared]

Refugees aren't coming here as terrorists. They are coming here desperate and afraid and we are grooming them with our fear and mistrust. They're learning to hate us

[Terrible @Tara_Jsquared]

RIP to my friend who just asked her Turkish boyfriend why he keeps calling "anne"

[Jojo 🌹 @SavannahJ4]

Roommate goals @Tara_Jsquared

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@SavannahJ4 😳😳😳

[LaTavia. @boenitapplebum]

Sending “you will get the job you applied for” energy out to you all.

[Terrible @Tara_Jsquared]

LOOK. A GOAT. SMOKING. Whoever could it be 🤔 @Ham_And_Cheeze https://t.co/752iJ3Xb85

[🎃✨America Is Musty✨🎃 @DragonflyJonez]

Me.

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Oh don't shit all over the royal wedding. It's fancy, there are pretty outfits, a mixed-race American woman is about to become a Duchess by marrying a lovely ginger prince. Our country is being run by a malevolent yeast infection, fancy and lovely is a nice break. Just chill.

[soup enthusiast 🇦🇫🔻 @LEEMAHperu]

I’ve always admired my friends who pursue careers in education because of their willingness to do good and important work for our future, but I never thought I’d be impressed by their willingness to accept the possibility of being shot.

[Helen Keller @The_realHelen]

I titty-twoed with my babe @Tara_Jsquared

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@The_realHelen Back at you babe

[Terrible @Tara_Jsquared]

@The_realHelen

[Sam Sutherland @shaggythundah]

Visit your grandparents! Visit your friend’s grandparents! Visit a nursing home just because! The single worst part about my job is seeing a generation that thinks they have been forgotten.

[Terrible @Tara_Jsquared]

Ever spend so much time wanting your friends to be happy that you forget about yourself?

[Terrible @Tara_Jsquared]

My life is like the first half of a romantic comedy 🙄

[Ryles @BabyBackRibbs]

Always caught between a strong mind and a fragile heart.