Utterly Charmless Travel Press Release of the Week: 'Spain’s 527% Increase in Chlamydia Could Pose a Problem For Your Next Holiday Romance' *and spikes*
Calling all theatre lovers who have seen @LehmanTrilogy.. what’s your verdict?
I entered the £25 Lottery with @TodayTixUK and I hear so many good things - despite it being long!
Is it a worthwhile show? #westend#london#theatre
https://t.co/c5MIzwo3Yb https://t.co/jMttmgVI3x
All I keep thinking about now, is how @BorisJohnson has just received the best news of his life - debatable for us - and now he gets to relax in the SUNSHINE following his call with HRM.
If anyone needs me, I’ll just be sat in my sweaty office seething at this obscenity! ☀️😩