Jacob Tarasso : Owns Triples of the Nova

Indy (Indie?) pro wrestler, bassist, DnD-er. Aspiring nerd, just looking to entertain y'all. Email for booking: [email protected] Insta: j_tarasso

[Jacob Tarasso : Owns Triples of the Nova @Tarasso_Tweets]

They call me Dave Grohl, the way I be fighting all these foo's

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Officer: HANDS IN THE AIR!

Me: Well, officer... We're surrounded by air. Which means, technically, if I keep my hands exposed, they're already in the air...

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I wish there was an equivalent to breath mints for my farts. Something I could put up my butt, it dissolves and my farts smell like spearmint.

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Has @egoraptor ever expressed an opinion on the Megaman Battle Network series of games?

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On Instagram, is it considered fucked up if someone has you in their close friends but you don't have them in your close friends?

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Is "Good Friday"meant to be, like, a little sarcastic? Cuz, in the lore, it's not really a GOOD day, necessarily.

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I want a dog just so I can name it Dr. Applesauce

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Motion to change the Usos theme to say "It's just we, Uce" as long as they're a tag team. Then Jey can go back to "It's just me, Uce" after the team breaks up

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People who are 6 foot 7 inches probably wish we used the metric system now

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Over 3.4 million views, almost 3k likes, still unbooked. 🙃🙃🙃

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Is dude gender neutral?

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Feel free to share your opinions here of a loud, mid-50s large white dude who laughs LOUDLY at his work desk to loud Looney Tunes episodes that he watches on his phone at full volume. Definitely has nothing to do with my day so far today.

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@codemiko *game development

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@IHaveBread_ @grok , what's the video game's name?

[Kelsey Raegan @KelseyRaegan]

If you’re a heel, you should not be trying to get the crowd behind you. But I’m going to continue seeing this for the rest of my career so whatever. 🙄

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Y'all remember how upset people were that R Truth was fired, then he came back, had, like, 2 matches, then disappeared from TV and no one noticed?

[Jacob Tarasso : Owns Triples of the Nova @Tarasso_Tweets]

Saw a dude earlier today in Wawa using a rubber band as a hair tie. That man is officially a menace

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I miss @agoalkeepinggod. That is all.

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I once did a full-ass front flip by accident wrestling against former WWE superstars and almost got my ass kicked on live TV cuz I wasn't supposed to land on my feet very these strong ass fuckers launched me way too hard

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Name a piece of wrestling lore about yourself.

[Big Dan Champion @DanChamp4]

Jeff Cannonball Forever