Officer: HANDS IN THE AIR!
Me: Well, officer... We're surrounded by air. Which means, technically, if I keep my hands exposed, they're already in the air...
Motion to change the Usos theme to say "It's just we, Uce" as long as they're a tag team. Then Jey can go back to "It's just me, Uce" after the team breaks up
Feel free to share your opinions here of a loud, mid-50s large white dude who laughs LOUDLY at his work desk to loud Looney Tunes episodes that he watches on his phone at full volume. Definitely has nothing to do with my day so far today.
I once did a full-ass front flip by accident wrestling against former WWE superstars and almost got my ass kicked on live TV cuz I wasn't supposed to land on my feet very these strong ass fuckers launched me way too hard