Tarayn Alexess

I’m not like other dog moms- I’m a cool dog mom.

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Yes I got on Twitter after not using it since august to complain about a company cause apparently that is the only way to get ahold of someone these days, the squeaky wheel gets the oil my dudes

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I got on the phone at 12:30 with @Columbia1938 and was told wait time was 126 minutes it is now 1:18 and the wait time is 146 😂😂😂 this is fun I just want my jackets

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@Columbia1938 I have been trying to get ahold of a costumer service rep for 3 days about my missing order. Really would like to not spend another day waiting for 200 min + to be then “dropped” and told to call back.

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Do I stay up to finish the last HG movie or.....

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Watching the hunger games to get prepped for our future

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If you didn’t have a crush on Thomas O’Malley Cat growing up we don’t have the same energy

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I rearranged the whole house without my husbands consent so this should be fun for me later 😂😂

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@tacobell please bring back the nachos on the go. The griller version is not enough and you’re devoted patrons need it.

Sincerely,
Nacho Avenger

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now ,

BLEACH DOESN’T LATHER

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Y’all think wade will dress up as Ben Solo so I can dress up as Rey for Halloween 🤔

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I had a gazebo for two weeks and it was the best two weeks of my life. Quarantine made me forget that Texas in April turns those bad boys into balloons 😭 RIP to my cute back yard

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I wanna go to another @jonasbrothers concert

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More birthday party planning Info no one asked for - the music at the party will be a playlist of Jonas brothers and all the angsty stuff I listened to during my “goth” years

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College professor hanging out with highschool senior seems a little weird

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Welcome to “Tarayn Live Tweets TVP” I’m your host Tarayn. Let’s get started shall we?

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Klaus has a lisp and it’s cute