Tarberiadan

If I'm as witty as I think I am, they should pay me for a tick

[Tarberiadan @Tarberiadan]

@CFC_OBED Do Australia not count as Oceania?

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@bonevoid

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I was just working out which bin to put out and my neighbour heard me singing "Black binnie, binnie-bin, whoaaa black binnie, binnie-bin". I'm putting the house on the market tomorrow.

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Ian Wright is an absolute hero for saying how we all feel about this World Cup…

“I've just read that the Somalian referee has been denied entry. Every few hours it's another story, another story about fans denied, players denied, officials denied, journalists denied, now refs," Wright said.

"You know something I'm laughing but it's not funny, it's actually not funny and something has to be said.

"The expensive tickets, the most expensive tickets ever, expensive accommodation, transport through the roof. It has to be said.

"Is this how the hosts behave really for the greatest game, the greatest tournament in the world, is this how the hosts behave?

"Are we not hearing more? Are we seeing how Qatar got dragged, are we not hearing more? Is this the spirit of football, really?

"You know who I feel for? I feel for the American fans who are desperate for this, American soccer fans who are desperate for this, how embarrassed they must be. How embarrassing for them this must be.

"This is the World Cup, this is a World Cup of chaos. Whoever wins this World Cup is going to have to go through some serious chaos to get this done.

"I hope we can do it, but something has to be said now. This is the World Cup."

[Tarberiadan @Tarberiadan]

@davidmrattigan No no my friend..you finish 1 bit...and by the time your great grandson completes it, that bit you built, has worn away from.rain and bird poop.....just as God intened

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@downbadcomment

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@paolini So say we all...

[Jason Plato @jasonplato]

HI Pal …. Incredible composure 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@JensonButton (not even a side eye)
However….
The McLaren chap was simply superb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @McLarenF1

[Tarberiadan @Tarberiadan]

@AppleTVNewsHub Bye Bob

[Nadira Ali🇵🇸 @Nadira_ali12]

"The Romans occupied England in the 5th century, so anyone of Roman descent has a historical claim to the land."

It's one of the best sketches I've ever seen, it is so accurate and highlights the situation in Palestine.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐓 @thewhiterabbit]

Finally 👏👏👏

[Bills Chat Podcast @BillsChatPod]

Somewhere Bill Belichick is mad that he never thought of agreeing to fake trades to throw off the rest of the leagues' salary caps

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

This scene from the movie "I Swear" sums up a lot of what's been happening here on X since the BAFTAs last Sunday.

[Tarberiadan @Tarberiadan]

@ultra_orbs @LateefSaka You're not going to make me feel sorry for this cunt. He should've stayed off his keyboard if he's known to blurt out congnative slurs on Twitter. Fuck him and anybody defending his actions.

[Tarberiadan @Tarberiadan]

@RichHarrris @fesshole

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

My little daughter: “Wow! Look! A toddler has won TWO World Records for playing snooker!”

My husband: “That’s a foul. You’re supposed to keep one foot on the ground at all times.”

[Tarberiadan @Tarberiadan]

Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Unfortunate day to play this old episode on Challenge 🙈

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Starship Troopers (1997) was written off as dumb, fascist sci-fi when it came out. Turns out that was the joke. Verhoeven made a shiny propaganda movie about a society that cheers war and doesn’t notice what it’s become.