Walrus MMA

Professional MMA heckler, bullshitter, and most respectful son of a gun you ever met. Call them like I see them and I do wear wear drunk goggles.

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

Swaggy G ain't messing around out here! That's a point, bitch! #swaggy #ufc236 #bringit

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@DustinPoirier You can't say And New like that. Saying that could be either you or @BlessedMMA. Makes you look stupid. As for the pic, you've never even fought for a belt. Saturday, @BlessedMMA welcomes you to the big boy show.

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@lionheartasmith you never found your Y. Your alphabet still only has 25 letters. Also, I am still mad at Andy. #shutupandy #aeiou #ufc235

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@ERIK_303 Budweiser @Cowboycerrone

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@lionheartasmith props to you for showing. You didn't try... you definitely didn't try. But you showed up. Still rooting for you. #ufc235 #hestilldontknowyoname #youaskedforthis

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@CatZingano have you seen the tweet yet?!?!

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@CatZingano you gotta keep an eye out for those feet. That's like day one shit. #eyeprotection #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@RefMikeBeltran getting some ring time tonight! Nice to see that mustache! #stache #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

Michael "Don't Talk About My Mom" Chiesa takes on Carlos "No Knees" Condit NOW!! Reffed by the great @RefMikeBeltran #mikebeltran #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@alexvolkanovski with our finish! The comebacks! First this fight, then the USSR! #comebacks #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@alexvolkanovski give him the communist hammer!!! #motherrussia #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

If you give a man a fetus, he takes a yard.... #stemcells #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

I heard @alexvolkanovski was a twin in the womb and absorbed his twin. That means he has the strength of a man AND a fetus. #fetuspower #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@WaltHarrisnfl you never win by decision so put ya damn hands down! 11-8 coming your way! #loser #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

#beardgame

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@RefMikeBeltran we are so proud to have you reffing our first walrus fight BACK! #walrusbeard #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

@waltharris97 ?

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

Walt Harris' name is so basic I can't find his Twitter handle. #basicbitch #ufc232 #footfetish

[Walrus MMA @TardedWalrus]

WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!! FUCK KHABIBTIME, FUCK TONYTIME! ITS WALRUSTIME! #backbitches #ufc232 #footfetish

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS