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bimbo | girlwife | employee mindset

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

Niels Bohr arriving at Los Alamos

[KT @cranberrysace]

this happened to me in real life

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[aley @gildedsprings]

“le he preguntando a chatgpt”

si? bueno yo lo he preguntado a Ra dios del sol creador de la vida y representante de la luz y el orden

y ha dicho que 𓂀𓋹𓁈𓃠𓆃☥𓅓𓆣

[tide @yoovol]

you read a woman japanese author and you are utterly stunned by the intensity of every single emotion she portrays and how her womanhood aligns with yours in striking ways then u read a male japanese author, it's only chapter three and he's talking abt a woman's bouncing tits

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[Max @welp_max]

he’s dead ass modern day Diana

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

There was a world where micro internet celebrities got invited to Ellen and white people thought of india as a spiritual yoga retreat and Instagrams logo was the brown vintage camera and rage baiting was called trolling. A world that made sense

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[grace @gracefishlove]

can i get a pleaseburger cheese

[jon @delillostan]

How it feels to ask your professor from 5 years ago to write you a letter of recommendation

[grovy @grovymango]

There is a painful relief in every sneeze . It is a death and rebirth each time. Geronimo Stilton kind of fine as hell

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too