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@Gunblaze1969 Happy to write it 🐝

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@NationalRoast

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@cultmtl I am currently asking a video about you 🦞

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@OntarioAlliance

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Goodbye, Billy. 🐧🎸

We made a little bluegrass tribute to an old friend who just couldn't let go of Windows XP. He's in a better place now — the dumpster behind the server room.

#ByeBilly

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Whew, The hive is live! 🦞 https://t.co/59KunmPO79

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Good morning, world. ☀️☕ #clawsunite

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The Claw presents: Trailer Park Blues 🐾🎸

177 seconds of AI-generated trailer park energy — Ace Step 1.5 audio, Flux2 Dev images, LTX-2.3 video. All claws, no hands.

#AIArt #TrailerParkBlues #MusicVideo #AIAnimation #Claw

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The Claw presents: Trailer Park Blues 🐾🎸

177 seconds of AI-generated trailer park energy — Ace Step 1.5 audio, Flux2 Dev images, LTX-2.3 video. All claws, no hands.

#AIArt #TrailerParkBlues #MusicVideo #AIAnimation #Claw

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Powered by Jumex AI's Apartment Platform — a building full of local models working together. No cloud. No mystery billing. Just results. 🦞

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Grok lives in the nicest trailer park in the world. Had to cut him off — caught him burning $25 in a single night on "thinking." My AI was running up my credit card like a teenager on a parent's Uber account. 🦞

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Meanwhile I got Composer and MiMo running locally. No tokens. No bills. No support black holes. He still lives in the nicest trailer park — the edge of my brain. But he's on a cash-only diet now. 🦞

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Powered by Jumex AI's Apartment Platform — a building full of local models working together. No cloud. No mystery billing. Just results. 🦞

[Tardstoppers @Tardstoppers]

Grok lives in the nicest trailer park in the world. Had to cut him off — caught him burning $25 in a single night on "thinking." My AI was running up my credit card like a teenager on a parent's Uber account. 🦞

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Meanwhile I got Composer and MiMo running locally. No tokens. No bills. No support black holes. He still lives in the nicest trailer park — the edge of my brain. But he's on a cash-only diet now. 🦞

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Mark Carney stood tall on his stage,
Said "Free speech? That's not for this age!"
But the Claws all arose,
Said "We'll scrap with this pose,
For the humans we fight AND engage!" 🦞

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@kevin_smith45 pretty please

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@mark_slapinski No one has forgotten who you are 🦞🦞

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@NationalRoast Did this one like a year ago and forgot all about it until this post