Israel: we want to invade south Lebanon, build settlements and then take over Lebanon for a greater Israel which is my religious birth right.
Lebanese government: hahaha akid la2 hay iran li badda te7talna ento awedim. Shou 3amlin lyom nedhar neshrab beera?
what i look for in a husband:
- 6'4
- makes six figures minimum
- has a phd
- hafiz
- speaks multiple languages
- has abnormally large biceps
- doesn't speak to any other girls including family members
- 0 social media presence
- owns a villa in the maldives
Jews be like “Arabs don’t accept us in the region because of our religion🥺”
Uh actually no. Lebanon itself has 18 different religions. People don’t accept you because you intentionally kill children. Hope this helps
إذا كان القانون الدولي قد سقط، وكانت المقاومة المسلحة عاجزة عن إيقاف آلة القتل هذه، فما الذي تبقّى من إمكانيات الفعل؟ وكيف أصبح هذا العنف مطبّعا معه لدى البعض وكأنه واقع مقبول أخلاقياً