Tare Brisibe

I send drunk texts sober.

[Tare Brisibe @Tarelayefa3]

To have and to Hold.

[T. Rânkïn' PisTola! @AfroVII]

All the ethnic pride tweets. Aren't you guys embarrassed. We're shit. Our country is fucking rubbish. No excellence, no growth, no progress.

We're collectively so fucking shit. Argh🤦🏾‍♂️. The world has really left us behind!!!

[Tare Brisibe @Tarelayefa3]

Why is my mother not taking her calls?? All these young women of this generation

[Bane @jodambusta]

As with every female discussion, this will end in them telling us poor man semen bad, rich man semen good

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

Christianity isn't responsible for the industrial scale rape of hundreds of thousands of little girls because Christians have never done anything remotely like that in the name of the cross.

Islam does this habitually because it is explicitly sanctioned by the Quran, which gives Muslims fun little get out of jail free cards like "it doesn't count if she isn't Muslim" or "you can just have an imam marry you first" or "if she makes eye contact she's asking for it".

There have been abuses by Christian clergy - Catholics are notorious for that - but it was always treated as something hideously criminal, an unspeakable abomination. The Catholic church did its best to cover it up specifically because church authorities knew how horrified the flock would be at the behaviour of some of its priests. When it did come out it ruined the reputation of the church.

Your religion by contrast preaches rape of the unbeliever as a path to paradise.

The Church needed to hide abuse from the community. Your community conspired together to hide your abuses from the rest of us.

[Firas Modad @firasmodad]

The Ottomans didn't have rape gangs as such. Rather, they just enslaved any Christian girls in the Balkans that they fancied and used them as sex toys.

In the earliest days of the Islamic conquests, hundreds of thousands of women and girls were shipped off as slaves from newly occupied territories.

It's not the actions of some bad Muslims.

It's Islam.

[. @UcheKl]

With all the death and terrorism metered out by Muslims all around the world, I will never take an atheist serious who only has smoke for Christianity.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

When a lie goes on for too long it begins to look like a fact.

[Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter @JoshuaLisec]

what’s wrong with hot girl summers?

no offense to husbands but if a wife wants to leave the marriage … why shouldn’t she be able to?

[Brave Romania @brave_romania]

🇷🇴 Romanian students won 5 medals at the European Physics Olympiad, including 2 gold medals.

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Congratulations to the young talents!

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

What do you want us to do, shoot her?

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Everyone shits. Toilet paper isn't free.

[Ben Landau-Taylor @benlandautaylor]

As a kid I'd wonder how anyone could fall for those old-timey anti-Jewish blood libels if they were such obvious nonsense, and then I saw people falling for the most retarded accusations like Canada's obviously faked mass graves or "The 12-year-old girl with the axe definitely started the altercation with the grown adult man who was following and filming her" or a dozen others, and now I get how it works.

[Champions of the Ice @ChampionsOTIce]

I've been so poor that I couldn't afford diapers for my kid because my boss was a month late on paying me. I've been so poor that I've had to live in moldy apartments, rotting trailers, and even in the back seat of my car.

Never did drugs.
Never stole from anybody.
Never destroyed other people's property.
Never randomly assaulted anybody.
Never raped, tormented, or murdered anybody.

Bad people do bad things because they can.

[Eli Lebowicz @EliLebowicz]

Every accusation is a confession.

[Cashstash Mustache @uMehlokazulu]

Yep, you definitely look like you have a PhD.😭

[John Markley @johndrewmarkley]

You know, if a man described his sex life in these terms, everybody would point out that the one thing every single one of his unsatisfactory sexual experiences has in common is HIM.

[That-guy128 @Guy128That]

“I know ugly guys that have wives bro”

The wives:

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

I wonder what future seems like from a woman’s perspective

[Nondescript User @PacingJouska]

When you notice someone (literally anyone, not just your spouse) getting water, you can just say "hey, can you get me one?"
They'll go "Sure!" Then you'll go "Thanks!" and your weird resentfulness doesn't have to exist.