Tareyn Stomberg

Striving for positivity.

[marta™️ @june_sunrises]

I’m not saying the person who made this “most oddly named towns in each state” map didn’t do their research, I’m just saying I probably wouldn’t have chosen Little Canada for MN when Climax and Nimrod exist

[Tareyn Stomberg @TareynStomberg]

My roommates give me shit for this:

Nox
Noxaroo
Shmoo
Noxy-shmoo
Noxy
Peanut
Peanut pie
Shibe
Doge
Schnox
Schnoxy
Schnoxy -moo
Loser
Hey stop that
No
Drop it

[meg @meganclancy_]

Well looks like I’ll be having 6 wardrobe changes on my wedding day then

[lj @laurenljjackson]

Listen, if drunk me says something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me because she wasn’t there...

[Tareyn Stomberg @TareynStomberg]

@mdeanomite Margo is that you?

[Jaden @jadenthorp]

Colter’s Dad looked at my munchkin kitten, corgi, and basset hound and goes “you don’t like animals with legs, do you?”

No, Doug, I don’t because they’d be able to run away if they had legs

[Tareyn Stomberg @TareynStomberg]

Remember the people who only were your friend in college because you could help them with homework. Yeah that doesn’t go away once you get a job 🙄

[Tareyn Stomberg @TareynStomberg]

My roommate is savage and that’s what I love about her.

[miah @miahlee_]

Worst things about Minnesota:
15. There
14. Is
13. Nothing
12. Bad
11. About
10. The
9. Beautiful
8. State
7. There
6. Is
5. So
4. Much
3. To
2. Explore
1. Mosquitoes

[Tareyn Stomberg @TareynStomberg]

On my way back to Madison trying not to cry in the airport. Living away from your family sucks.

[morgan dalziel @morgan_dalziel]

me: i hate drama
also me when there’s drama:

[Andrew @lilHylden21]

When a cow has twins and one is a bull (male) and the other is a heifer (female), the heifer is called a free-martin and can't reproduce. https://t.co/of4aG3wyOO

[Matt Little For Congress (MN-02) @LittleCongress]

My health is vitally important to me, so that’s why I exercise twice a day.

[marta™️ @june_sunrises]

Raise your hand if you were accepted to the Twin Cities & chose to attend a system campus because the program was a better fit for you 🙋🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/BhwG9FAUNb

[Tareyn Stomberg @TareynStomberg]

Lacey got engaged. I have a good idea of who will be bridesmaids. I need to stop eating immediately. Damn people for having in shape friends and family.

[Tareyn Stomberg @TareynStomberg]

Blessing your timeline with this. https://t.co/CRPAZCbIxQ

[Queer Eye @QueerEye]

Already finished binging Season 2 and need more? Watch what happens when the Fab 5 visits YASS, Australia. 🇦🇺 SPOILER ALERT: It is EVERYTHING!💫 https://t.co/g4zg7ov6d8

[Tareyn Stomberg @TareynStomberg]

But just white children right? https://t.co/j1LNa3qfAs

[Melania Trump 45 Archived @FLOTUS45]

A great visit with the King & Queen of Spain at the @WhiteHouse today. Queen Letizia & I enjoyed tea & time together focusing on the ways we can positively impact children.

[Tareyn Stomberg @TareynStomberg]

I cry at the end of every episode of #QueerEye without fail. How was I living my life without this show?