diet coke enthusiast

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted.
Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

I just can’t believe “1s and 2s to 11” is still the standard over “2s and 3s to 21” in pickup ball.

[diet coke enthusiast @Tarfins]

Can’t believe no one has made a dating app for gay women and named it
Grind Her

[Max @maxtmcc]

Apple Maps consistently overestimates the time it takes me to walk somewhere by about 20%. There should be a setting that takes into account if you have that dawg in you

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

when I was a kid I would pray every night begging god to make bulbasaur real

[diet coke enthusiast @Tarfins]

Mom comes into Planned Parenthood and announces to the lobby that she would like to pick up some condoms for her 15 year old son. What a wingwoman.

[diet coke enthusiast @Tarfins]

It is 2026 stop using BMI for any sort of useful calculation

[diet coke enthusiast @Tarfins]

@TheTrillestTree @sunnysdad757 @Chase6D Only thing we have left is PTI

[ry @rywithacat]

seeing the best sunset of your life from a huge parking lot is a quintessential north american experience

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

"As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is that he openly rejects the basic moral teachings of Jesus"

[T3 @T3Bracketology]

“Don’t need a three here”

[GNCordova @GNCordova]

It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire.

[diet coke enthusiast @Tarfins]

@TheTrillestTree @haveymilk I’m saving myself until marriage

[diet coke enthusiast @Tarfins]

@Alyssa_SmithN Yeah, I hate Rob Schneider ton

[Danz📌 @zinownh]

me when it comes to see baddies in public and never approaching them