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@JoaquinJoeKaman We looked in to this,but the Galapagos Penguin--an asexual Penguin--uses "Penginas" to describe their reproductive organ.

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@MadelineLawlor We love straights and curves! The petite clothing is an aisle 12 and plus size is an aisle 14.

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@BarbofPA We'll say "it's between the motor oil and the avocados." Honestly, we don't care. They don't pay us enough.

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@themeerkatden No you did not.But we ask that you go into hibernating...forever.At Target we've got all your hibernation needs.Come on down!

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@ottpost that sounds like it hurts? Anything we can do here at Target?

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@nickdiener We're really concerned you found a doll in a machine gun box. DM us your address and we'll send you the machine gun.Thx 4 yr biz

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@jasonlblair Thanks Jason, we do to. Those people are real dicks. Thanks for your business!

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@engagingtragedy May we suggest Pluto? Technically, it's a dwarf planet. Will that work?

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@BULLOMETER We're not removing the signage from all the racks, just the clothes that you like.

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@MadelineLawlor Just like the Boss we're Born in the USA, just like you.
We'd like to offer you a 5 gallon bucket of tampons. DM address?

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@BluStacy We've thrown it around the office a bit. And we're thinking we'll take them down and let you be surprised. Do you like?

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@srhunter We thank you for your patronage, but I'm sorry, but we won't give it back. And we know the difference, we took 5th grade sex ed.