Djinn&Tonic

My therapist gets so worked up when she walks into the waiting room and finds me treating her other clients!!!

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Boooo

[Jackson @jackson_rem]

"I've been employing Zimbabweans for last 20 years, I'm sad that they're being taken out of the country. The reason we prefer Zimbabweans is because they're smart and hardworking" - Cape Town resident

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Men love wicked women. Stay wicked ladies

[🇿🇼 Babes wehunters 🍻 @BabesweHunters]

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[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

@MitchellMGumbo I should make this virtual card thing my display name. Because I'm tired of my friends losing money 🤣🤣

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Chinyika chedu chakadhakwa

[Dandaro Online @DandaroOnline]

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[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Every dog has its day madafucka

[Nick Mangwana @nickmangwana]

If we combine both Chambers, the figures stand thus;
Those in favour 216+75=291
Those opposing 42+4=46
The term is LANDSLIDE
The thing speaks for itself.

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

I know I probably sound crazy but does Joshua not look a little like Jacob Elordi 🤔

[Joshua Neal @joshuaneall]

Anything vintage, quality art & common sense. 📸: @DarrinBaldridge

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

@thaslickpastor @messimerize10 Cook 🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Murikushanda kupi vanhu imimi. Everyone pabasa anofanira kuziva kuti unopenga so they don't talk to you anyhow because you're always ready kurova vanhu

[☘️ @whisperedloom]

…hearing a grown man being scolded like a child in front of other colleagues is one of the things i hate about corporate.

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

10 likes and I will recreate

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Have yall noticed it's always the hobosexuals with the most audacity on here

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q6. My woman would give me the money to take care of the bills and one of the biggest bills was the rent. I managed to date the landlord so I didn’t have to pay rent and I would just pocket the money. It went on for about 4 months. The landlord was a widow, she just wanted some s3xual healing. I paid her with 🍆 and me and my woman were living there for free. A young single man moved into our building and I knew he would be a problem. My issue is the last time I tried to pay the rent with my 🍆, she blocked me. She said, “I’d rather have the money.” I don’t have the money, tho. That rent is spent. She also said that if I don’t get FOUR MONTHS OF BACK-RENT by the end of the month, she’s gonna start eviction proceedings. AND the new tenant was in sitting in her apartment with his shirt off when she dumped me. I thought we had a better relationship. I don’t know how to tell my woman I was pocketing that rent money she gave me; she thinks I got a job, but I don’t. She had no idea how I paid our rent before. And the landlord didn’t give me credit for my s3xual services. I’m in a bind. What to do? #SBCCHAT

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Oh baby I'm gonna be delusional with you and say yes someone is running a glory hole with your man's pictures

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q5. Someone opened a Grindr account with my STRAIGHT man’s photo and that catfish has been hosting glory holes from this little non-descriptive apartment that’s not too far from our neighborhood. My boyfriend saw the Grindr page and said he was going to meet up with this guy and confront him about using his photo. And I told him I didn’t want him to do any of that. I want him to let it go and try to press charges or something, but I don’t want him necessarily going to a secret location to meet up with some guy who’s running a Gloryhole; that’s crazy. He said that man has websites with his picture on it and because he’s behind a curtain with nothing but a hole in it, (that’s what the glory hole is), these men may think they are hooking up with him. And, this could blow back on him in a horrible way. This sounds crazy to me. This sounds like my man has a Grindr profile and that he’s hooking up with people and he’s just trying to blame some phantom man that stole his image and I don’t want to think that about him because I like this guy and there’s nothing about him that gives off that he’s into that lifestyle, so I don’t know. Should I believe him, that someone hijacked his his image and is running a glory hole, or just walk away? I don’t wanna be alone this summer to be honest with you. I’m willing to stick it out IF he’s bi-curious, but not if he’s running a glory hole. Advice. #SBCCHAT

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Welp the bisexual pastor is tryna have his lovers raise his child. Like that's a true token of love right there....

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q2. My girlfriend is pregnant right now. I met her at church. In fact the pastor introduced me to this woman three months ago and I found out this woman has stalking charges. She’s been arrested for inciting mass violence. She’s on probation in one state but somehow they allowed her to move to this state. It’s a lot going on with this woman and I asked my pastor, “Why you hook me up with this beast?” He said She’s a good woman on the inside and he had trust in me that I would be patient and help her see herself as a wife, as a soft woman, with a good heart. I just have to chisel through that exterior; but her exterior is criminal as hell. She’s a criminal. She’s a violent thug criminal and sometimes she puts base in her voice when she’s telling me what she ain’t gonna do, so she’s pregnant now so I’m not trying to walk out of her or anything like that but my pastor is trying to press me to marry her and I can’t. I’m afraid I don’t know why my pastor is punishing me with this woman, but part of me feels that because Pastor and I had a past together, he’s throwing this woman on me to create distance between what he and I had going on, before he found the church and before he got married, and before he became a loving father. Before he became straight he was with me. I came to this church for him and I feel like he’s throwing this woman on me now because he’s trying to create distance, but I know there ain’t no distance between us. I feel like he’s just trying to protect himself from his feelings about me. What do you think? #SBCCHAT

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Another AI video?

[Winky D @winkydonline]

Blessed Monday. The story continues, let's go.

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

So we should just reward bloody thieves then

[Zayyad ➐ ✨ @Itz_zayyad1]

Maturing is realizing that Rhaenyra is the cause of the dance of the dragons. If she had just given up the thrown to Aegon because according to traditions, a son should inherit the thrown not a daughter, all the deaths and destruction wouldn't have happened.

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

I get her so much the way she would have been an ICON if she succeeded

[Oh So You Doing The Fire Bending? @aboyhasnohoes]

Now Rhaena girl, you and Sheepstealer have known each other for ten minutes. Why you taking that hard headed ass dragon into battle already.

#DemDragons
#HouseofTheDragon

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Lol no 🤣🥹

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Father’s Day is NOT for single mothers. Please let the men have their day.

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

@david7zoe @Tinayechiketa I missed this one, was it a skit or a show?

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

What do you mean "been there, done that"

[Tinaye Wayne 🕰️ @Tinayechiketa]

Been there, done that. Hazviitwee zviya

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Cillian

[Kene @Tempo_ae]

Who’s the best actor here?

[Djinn&Tonic @TariroMat]

Gurl you know 🤣🤣

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

What was the defining moment of our 2025/26 Premier League season?