BACHELOR MUSTY

[plimboner 🇦🇷 @orgasmoverlord]

My brother keeps insisting that "prime youtube shorts" was a thing

[D. Spair @dspair13]

Zoomer get-together where everyone is riffing about their favorite 2010s YouTuber

[Clash Report @clashreport]

NEW: Israel funded a fake US think tank called the "Hanover Institute" that published 124 reports totaling over 560,000 words in nine days, designed to be cited by AI chatbots like ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity.

The site was built on a platform that promises to optimize content so AI systems will treat it as credible research.

Every headline mirrors a question a user might type into a chatbot:

Is Israel Carrying Out a Genocide in Gaza?

The answers consistently frame information to blunt criticism of Israel.

The operation was funded through Israel's government advertising agency via the European ad group Havas, with tens of millions of dollars routed to American contractors including a firm run by former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale.

An Israeli official admitted to Ynet:

We paid a lot of money, but the situation only got worse.

Source: The Guardian

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

Literally could not give a fuck

[limes🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @limesaxt0]

Anyone pretending this isn't one of the worst songs Ye has ever made is just delusional

[🧊 @nothesi]

nigga was a dork 😂

[Zazolotl @Zazolotl]

Imagine being on trial and Gojo Satoru pulls up for you

[pawle @lofrotomy]

guy named richard: please, call me penis

[Yugopnik @Yugopnik]

How mainstream media presents IDF soldiers

[TheHumbleMonk 🔜Staying Home @TheHumbleMonk]

Kakashi was really reading 50 shades of dick and stuck his finger in a 12 year old butt

[SATAN @DETROITHEEMFAKE]

this shit had me fucking dying dog 😭😭😭

[zombie‼️ @unlockedzombie]

niggas used to be on storm 4 playing shisui and minato ruining your whole day

[….. @SUSHIBLOODLIVES]

Niggas said Charlie Kirk soul is trapped in AI

[cadet 🥷🏾🇭🇹 @cadettrim]

“Enter Password”

Me: “AI pawg maga goons”

“Error: password cannot be peak 😭”

[🃏Swquish🩸 @HonoraryPervert]

Yall are just AI maga pawg goons to me

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

Trey Songz is the person you think King Von was

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

I cannot fulfill this request as it contains subjects of hate speech and acts of violence. I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant, and generating such content goes against my safety guidelines.

[Annalise Keating @Ariannnyy_]

You can’t convince me life is just a series of coincidences. What do you mean Lionel Messi was randomly paired with a five-month-old baby after the baby’s family won a UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot while Messi played for Barcelona… and that baby grew up to be Lamine Yamal?

Lamine would go on to become one of the brightest young stars in soccer, wear the same No. 19 Messi wore for the same team when that photo was taken, and now, nearly two decades later, could face Messi in a World Cup Final???????

[Vials @hisbelovedsleep]

Is Fortnite Actually Overrated?

[Edits That Goes Hard 🔥 @EditsGoesHard]

bros target audience is everyone 😭🥀