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IRON SHARPENS IRON

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

Shave her head, strip her naked, flog her through the street, then hang her.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Na si ungemshow mkiwa na yeye kwa harusi?

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Men, the best way to satisfy a woman sexually is to be with a virgin. The more sexually exposed a woman is, the more numb she. A virgin will get wet from a kiss and cum from the first stroke.

But these exposed ones, you will need concoction, viagra, karma sutra moves, to eat that thing, you will sweat n sweat till that back breaks.

Sex is only complicated when dealing with street urchins

Lesson: The more men a woman sleeps with, the less capable she is to pairbond.

[OLAYIMIKA 🖤 @Fhigo_]

Omo 😭😭😭😭

[Dean Evans @SpleenZilla]

I made this trailer 🥹

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

The first GTA: San Andreas trailer debuted through MTV on August 20, 2004, 67 days before release.

[r⛧ @sharkxcatt]

"are you a introvert or a extrovert?"
im a pervert, take them clothes off

[Kamùdù Dragon @Hey__Z]

Leo nmepatana na this teacher that beat me for writing an Insha titled 'Nahodha wa ngotha ' . Basically it was based on a children's novel called captain underpants

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

The difference between them and you is that you work from home.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

throw her into a volcano

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

😂😂😂😂 you can’t be this funny if you’re not intelligent

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Nikikutumia hii ujue hunijui na hujawai niona

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to say "chat" when you're not a streamer

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

Future wife thinking I will leave the bed i buy with my money to sleep on the couch because I made her mad

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[Od.sseu @Odysseu01]

Achava q todo mundo baixava os videos pra twittar antes de descobrir que dava pra copiar o link do video e postar ele

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I remember him insulting us like like it was yesterday. And the exact words he used were “TREASONOUS CRIMINALS” and said they would be met with “BRUTAL FORCE”

Go to hell William! You killed innocent children

[Xyczba @ovofyp]

Lil Wayne was so busy in his prime that he filmed a music video on the way to another one😭🔥