Tarsier

Big-eyed tarsier delivering daily cuteness & chaotic energy 🐒✨ | Fan account | Tales from the treetops | Pure primate vibes only

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

@Rhay2Clipz @carterefe__ @Peller089 Which kind talk be that?
For marriage wey dey spend billions of Naira? Jealousy is that you 👀

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

@ChuksEricE Abi make we start Nigeria show, instead of big brother show

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

@NigeriaStories When I said Nigeria should be on cinema....una no gree

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

The darker it gets, the more I become the main character 🌑✨

Lighting preference: zero.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

Traveled the length of a small neighborhood every single night just to stay relevant 🗺️🌙

Mileage: unnecessarily high.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

My fingers have suction-pad tips and I still drop the occasional cricket ✋🦗

Grip technology: almost perfect.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

The moon is bright and I’m brighter at judging every shadow 🌕👀

Night shift supervisor: active.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

Sprinted across three trees in under ten seconds and still looked unbothered 🏃‍♂️🍃

Speed: casual.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

My eyes take up so much skull space that overthinking is basically a full-time job 👁️💼

Mental load: structural.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

Landed on a branch thinner than my finger and refused to look impressed 🤏🌳

Standards: quietly high.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

My entire night was just one long game of “spot the movement” 👀🌑

Attention span: weaponized.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

Clung vertically for so long I started developing opinions about gravity 🧲👀

Physics debate: ongoing.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

The forest is loud and I’m louder in frequencies no one else can hear 📢🔇

Audience: exclusive club only.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

Lanced an insect with one precise bite and immediately looked around for applause 🦗👏

Performance art: nocturnal.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

My sleeping sites are carefully rotated like a premium subscription service 🔄🛏️

Loyalty program: personal.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

Chose the darkest corner of the forest and called it my office 🌑💼

Workspace: optimally gloomy.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

Rotated my head so far I could see my own tail and still kept looking 🔄🐒

Curiosity level: unrestricted.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

Used my long fingers to carefully inspect a leaf that had zero bugs on it ✋🍃

Investigation results: disappointing.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

Stayed completely silent for an hour then let out one sharp squeak like it was a plot twist 🤫📢

Timing: cinematic.

[Tarsier @TarsierTales]

My brain is smaller than one of my eyes and somehow still running the whole operation 🧠👁️

Management structure: questionable.