Chilombo’s booty call

¡ma kewl weirdo // cuen💕 GIRL DAD 🩷

[Chilombo’s booty call @Tarxan__]

My own mom said im not gunna suceed in life lmao

[James. @afcjxmes]

Every morning I wake up and this tweet feels more and more appropriate

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

250 years ago today.

[banchez ✠ @RiCKBANCHEZ]

How mfs wit a $7 bet be watching the World Cup

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

El Beanico.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

African nations if the World Cup games only lasted 80 mins

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[Rusty Shackleford @notsoweirdhoney]

Refried beans >>> beans on toast

[🕸️ @recreatings]

auto translating posts have been the best feature they’ve added yet 😭😭😭

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Good morning

[Skoog @Skoog]

me when my mexican girlfriend brings me along to watch the game tonight:

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[𝕻 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 43 🌾 @16th_letter]

never forget your roots..

[𝕮𝕬𝕭𝕬𝕷𝕷𝕰𝕽𝕺 🖤 𝕹𝕰𝕲𝕽𝕺 @Brujo_Belico]

Si soy 🙈😁😁😁

[🇲🇽 México Mágico ✨ @MexicoMagico]

He visto 14 millones de futuros y en todos termino pedo ✌🏼🇲🇽

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Only 2 players have played in 6 World Cups without a single goal contribution in the knockout stages.

[H 🇲🇦🇨🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @PavlovicEra_]

1946 in an alternate timeline