Taryn Elizabeth Grey

Singer. Actor. Fighter. Pop Culture Enthusiast. Ramen Lover.
''If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit.'' - Swiss Army Man

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

Last night someone tried to say I didn't know what Coming to America was because I'm 20 and let me tell you I've never been more livid in my life. #SeriouslyImActually35

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[🌈 Sara van Os 🌈 @saramcclarinet]

Some very helpful info from my wonderful coworker @TarynEGrey Please continue wearing your mask and showing your vaccine card at the opera

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

Please read this if you intend to go to the Metropolitan Opera at any point in time in the future.

[🌈 Sara van Os 🌈 @saramcclarinet]

I’ve been getting questions, so here are some tips and tricks from your friendly neighborhood opera bouncer to make your mandatory vaccine check go as smooth as possible, a thread 🧵 OPERA TWITTER, PLS RETWEET
1. Get your booster! As of January 17th, the Met Opera requires it.

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

@DohnJoster Ramen without me?? 😭

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

@DohnJoster just you

[elise @eliseannelee]

No stimulus check, no vaccine, just out here raw dogging the pandemic

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

@DohnJoster Love you too 😘

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

@DohnJoster You're welcome for that one 😜

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

@DohnJoster Hi yes that is 110% accurate. Don't wanna hear you bitch about the consequences of your own actions. But I still love you. 😘

[bwidget @bwidgetgoogz]

“NYC is dead!” the rich manhattanites moan as they drive an hour away to the hudson valley to ruin the local economy and housing market the same way they did in the city

[Colin Hanks @ColinHanks]

We got white people pissed off about wearing masks, egg mcmuffins and maple syrup. Meanwhile, in the past two weeks, six black men were found hanged in a tree, in a public space, yet the “authorities” claim all six as suicides...

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

Watch until the end omg

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

This piece is titled ‘Egg McMuffin’

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

A photo that always made me happy that I never got to share.
(And surprisingly, one that I look happy in for once.)
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#HerNameIsJoan #ThisWasBackInFebruary #bass #bassguitar #electricbass #guitarcenter… https://t.co/wM17GDV5UB

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

The content I'm here for.

[Chris Barron @thechrisbarron]

That line in Two Princes after the “Marry him or marry me” part that nobody understands is:

“I know what a prince and lover ought to be”

#bidibidip

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

I'm sorry what??

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

“Never say no to a guy who had the courage to ask you to dance” bitch I swear to god

[Sarah Dorfman @SarahPDorfman]

I don’t care what people tell you, but LA definitely has 4 seasons: Pilot, Earthquake, Fire and Award.

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

Working at Amazon has done two of these for me.

[THOT PATROL @thotdem0n]

by the time you reach ur twenties u should have:
• almost solely gay friends
• resigned urself to the fact that u will never have affordable housing
• the back pain of an 80 year old man
• a deep rooted hatred for capitalist society

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

@gregap2 I want a spinoff series of just her and her sass

[Taryn Elizabeth Grey @TarynEGrey]

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[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

When you call a woman “a lot” there’s a strong chance you may just be a little