Taryn Ortman

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

Looking forward to Jasper- staying at Mount Robson Inn. For friends who travel: https://t.co/O1Hdv3Dz1N @MountRobsonInn

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

@jackie_kent8 Remember my listeritis I had for like 6 months?

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

Can we all add condoms to the list of emergency supplies to have on hand for quarantine because let me tell you work is busy enough without an influx of corona babies

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

@jackie_kent8 Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card!

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

😂😂😂 #thebachelor

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Alabama Hannah (live from the barn)
https://t.co/0gSLuioEtM

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

Is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini to aqua fitness? Because my only one piece might be more scandalous than the bikinis I own 🙃🙃

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

I can see the earls sign from my couch in the new place and I haven’t even been yet #itsbeen2weeks #resistingtemptations #spindiplove

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

@cblyth14’s last words “oh fuck I’m gonna get a speeding ticket, gotta go bye” 😂😂🚓

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

I could drink a litre of iced coffee today ☀️😍

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

@jackie_kent8 I mean my mom found my dad at Canadian tire ...

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

@jackie_kent8 Alberta bound is also a fave

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Perks of living in a shoebox: lighting candles is a substitute for turning the heat on, already mid November and we've yet to turn it on #yeswerethatcheap

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

I'm that person that meticulously watches the prices as the food is being scanned at the grocery store then makes the cashier check the price on my becel and walks out with it for free because it had a sale sign from last week still out 🙃💁🏼 #sorrynotsorry #gotitfrommymama

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

Was halfway through my cup of coffee before I realized that I'm working nights and I had just ruined all chances of sleeping this afternoon #coffeecravings #stilldranktherestanyway

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

Sure I don't want summer to end but what I'm REALLY worried about is peach season ending 🍑🍑😛#bcpeaches #cantgetenough

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

@miksolomon ITS THE WORST. Brodie literally made me go 50/50.. what kind of monster does that.. it's should always be 80/20 for the female of the house

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

You can always tell who was watching tv last in our house.. hgtv = me, sportnet = Brodie .. not even sure why we pay for all the other channels 😂

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

Nothing says welcome back from vacation like 2 deliveries in 3 hours, only 9 hours to go... #imdead #babyfactory

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

Today I finished giving report on my 1st delivery of the day and 7 min later my 2nd baby was born, thank god #3 stayed in until I left cause I was not mentally prepared for a hat trick #workingatthebabyfactory #barelymadeit

[Taryn Ortman @Tarynortman]

Whoever decided to open an ice cream shop steps away from my door is single handedly responsible for my weight gain 😅🍦 #gottasupportlocal @rainorshineYVR