Jay

🐅💙 The kid that did

[Jay @Tarzan_Pee]

Life is short, go harder then you did last year, whatever you thought you did it wasn’t enough.

[Jay @Tarzan_Pee]

Ritalin

[90 Day Opinonated @90dayopinions]

@OcramsReyzor One time I did adderall recreationally and it was the most focused I had ever been up to that point. Guess who was diagnosed with ADHD a few years later? 😂😂

[David M @davidmellyruns]

If this was a high school meet in Maryland, a humorless 80-year-old official would’ve DQ’ed his ass by the time the commercial break hit

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

You can't even set most gym treadmills to the speed this guy just broke the MILE world record at. They max out around 12 to 14 mph. Josh Kerr held 16.2 mph for the entire mile today: 3:42.66, breaking a record that had survived 27 years.

The pace on this new mile record is just wild.

It works out to 13.8 seconds per 100 meters. Go sprint 100m all-out right now. If you're slower than 13.8, Kerr was moving faster than your sprint, and he did it 16 times in a row without stopping.

In 1954, Roger Bannister ran the first four-minute mile, a barrier people once argued was the limit of human physiology. Put Bannister's race on the track next to Kerr's today, and Kerr finishes while Bannister is still 110 meters back, coming off the final bend.

The man who lost the record, Hicham El Guerrouj, set it in 1999 with no pace lights and no super spikes. Beating him took 27 years of shoe technology plus a four-month engineering project Kerr named after the goal time itself. The margin: 0.47 seconds.

And El Guerrouj isn't finished. His 1500m record, set the year before on the same track, turned 28 this week. Only three men since have even broken 3:27. One record fell today. The harder one is still standing.

[Jay @Tarzan_Pee]

Asked for some magnum XL at the gas station and niggas looked at me like I was playing

[💙 🫧 @OnlyAnnika_]

Because you buying magnum and you’re a Durex

[Jay @Tarzan_Pee]

@SonChillest Random drug tests so can’t smoke weed

[Rider @RiderCharlatan]

@countrypilled This nigga thinks it's a bad thing a plumber is willing to come to your house at 3am on a Sunday when a pipe bursts.

[RingKai @RingPhantomx]

The hand trap to measure the distance is so damn clean

Jermall Charlo’s timing here was nothing short of perfection. 🥶🔥

[Jay @Tarzan_Pee]

Good call

[Daniel Moore, CEO of FLUiD Athletics @fluidathletics]

Unfortunately, I do think Josh Kerr is going to break the Mile World Record

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

You can either be the nigga she lie about or the nigga she lie to the choice is yours nigga either way she finna lie

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

look at you…. friday night. no hoes. staring at ceiling.

[Jay @Tarzan_Pee]

Learned some else about me

[❤️🌹Samantha🌹❤️ @FireDemMare]

@Yunigga_ Es un sistema de supervivencia del cerebro. Libera dopamina al haber superado una situacion extrema de muerte. Muchos pueden llegar a reirse a carcajadas

[Jay @Tarzan_Pee]

Oh wow. I can not wait to argue with niggas

[Ryan Wesley @coachwes_23]

@HoldUp904 It’s already 2v1. DB guys don’t discount the QB like everyone else seems to do

[Jay @Tarzan_Pee]

Me and Vick

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

I haven’t see my best friend in 3 years and we talk maybe 2 times every 3 months. He’s engaged, when we link, it’s like we never left. The problem is women want to DATE their friends.

[DSTNYLSHY @reealisraree]

@SaycheeseDGTL YALL MAD i called her fast, YES TF SHE IS, a whole 13 year invited a man over, tf is wrong with yalll
she wrong, he wrong and the mad
Now what dumb ass mfs

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[Jay @Tarzan_Pee]

😭😭😭

[✝️ @sacred50308]

@TiffanyxFong It's a hit or miss. Either you get the bird caller or a guy who jacks off to birds.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Me & my ex used to argue bout da dumbest shit. She got mad at me cuz I ate some week old spaghetti in da refrigerator. And I was like yo pussy 28 years old and you don’t get mad when I eat dat.

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

This might be one of the best lies ever told.

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Soon as your mouth starts watering the saxophones are at maximum volume.

[Ashante Appleby™ @Babykhalil2]

“Everything I’m saying is this MF is ALL PROPS! THIS SHIT IS NOT REAL” 😅😅😅😅