Officer Jack Tepper

If you look in the mirror. And don't like what you see. You can find out firsthand what it's like to be me. // {SV RP 18+} #FarCryRP #RedCanyonRP #OC #BPRP

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

These two are going to make my job easier. I can just tell. #NotReally https://t.co/BGpYasfTjo

[Jessie Pinkman @Kafkaesque_yo]

@PeriodicDanger Yo, Mr. White. Maybe you could like do me this one gianormous /favor/, and kiss. my. ass, bitch!

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

@AQueenConquers {casually sidles between the civilian and the crazies, gaze locked on @RippedMainframe and @ViolentSchism as he tapped his thumb against his side arm}
{under his breath} They're animals, ma'am. Nothing more. Definitely nothing less.

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- I don't want to die here.

@ViolentSchism @RippedMainframe @CalliopesChaos

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- me about car financing and things I should ask my doctor about before they tear me to pieces.

I just...

I just want to go home. --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- Shrieking alarm 'til I fall asleep with a book on my face or the TV on, dreaming about @ViolentSchism and @RippedMainframe yelling at --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- I wonder how I'm still alive.

I wonder why I'm still here.

Keeping the animals in their cages like some kind of demented zookeeper. --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- a hat.

Say Good Morning to @RippedMainframe .

Repeat steps A through C. --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- the morning he:

A) Says 'Good Morning.'

B) Tells me to go fuck myself.

Or,

C) Gets free and rips my throat out. And wears it as --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- face those animals without some kind of caffeine.

Hit the floor.

Say good morning to @ViolentSchism.

Wonder if this will be --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- actual crap.

Dishwater coffee? Check. But you choke that down, because it's time to go do rounds, and there is no. goddamn. way. to --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- Time to open the window and let the Rook Islands morning in! Along with the bugs, sweltering goddamn heat, and breezes that smell like --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- any kind of luck, the thing will catch on fire and burn the hospital down.

Where was I?

Oh yeah. Wake up to a shrieking alarm. --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- Being Swung Overhead.

I don't actually know if that's what it's called, FYI. The thing's at least thirty years old. Maybe, if I have --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- you bet.

But how about this?

Wake up to the goddamn /shriek/ of an alarm clock whose only setting is, I'm guessing, Bag of Cats --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- can't be bothered to look you in the eye or muster more than some kind of grunt when you tell them to 'Have a nice day'?

Thankless, --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

-- You probably get paid shit wages, right?
Spending eight hours on your feet, refolding sweaters or pouring coffee for assholes that --

[Officer Jack Tepper @TaserThePsycho]

You want to talk about shit jobs?

Not with me you don't.

Those talks always turn into a competition and believe you me, I'll win. --

[Lisa Castle @CalliopesChaos]

// Gone.

@_IAmThePunisher

https://t.co/NvOyVdcwzS

[Mac. @RippedMainframe]

// #BadBadThing

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[Blackberry Patch RP @Tingling_Lemons]

#NewArrivalAlert! ~ Follow @RippedMainframe @ViolentSchism and @TaserThePsycho to keep tabs on #BadBadThing! ~ HQ
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