I have some caveats for #SoberOctoBert that are known, ie medical reasons, tapering etc. But the other is that I thought I was getting home from Hawaii Oct 1st on a red-eye. But I leave on the first, home on the 2nd. I'll owe you a day. Plus I'm quitting cigs too. 38 yrs.
my mom is pregnant and didn’t want to know the gender unless my dad found a creative way of letting her know... so he put together clips of my granddad’s voice (who passed away a year ago) to announce it to her :’) 💖
Female here. Thank you John Sampson for giving endometriosis a name and for all your predecessors giving terminology to my issues/parts I can now have surgery to fix. I swear to Christ if my vagina starts being referred to as a princess pocket I’ll give up. https://t.co/9daNvK2jYY
Jack made #allstars for the first time!His team is looking for donated goods/services/gift cards for a basket to raffle off and any people or business’ looking to sponsor a youth baseball team to cover tournament and umpire fees as well as out of town travel as a team ⚾️⚾️
@GalvinSeriously fucking :ssssiiiiiiigggghhhhh:. Left 35 mins early to get to pre-op appt. Was 11 mins late anyways because Plant City had its delivery of air scheduled for first thing in the morning. #openlettertotrains
@CaptIceland @RyanBTLS @WickMagne1@_wale1 @dwalker385 Oh lawd, how bad is it? I still haven’t listened to baby Jack talk 😳 all I know is he said “daddy told me how babies are REALLY made, it’s gross, and I can’t talk like that to you mommy.” 😂