Stephen Tasker

If you're following me, you already know me. If you don't and you're still following me then you're in for a disappointment.

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

Nylander

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

@tannenbaumr Ed Zeppelin

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

@Erasmones Hey Barkeep, could you make me something to drink in the mean time?

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

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[Toronto Wolfpack @TOwolfpack]

Introducing the 2019 Toronto Wolfpack mascot, Gordo 🎷 #DefendTheDen

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Bruins moving on to face the Lightning slayers! Condolences to Leafs fans. Hardest ticket in the NHL despite the drought. Great fans!

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

See you in October boys. Thanks for a great season. #mapleleafs #LeafsNation

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

@BS_Copy @theintercept @AOC @mollycrabapple Hahaha. Now, Bill.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

@Erasmones @OzzyOsbourne There was a time when “feeding” would have been “eating”.

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

Laying everything on the line!

Two huge blocks by @Marner93 in the dying seconds. #LeafsForever

[Michael @mic_mazz]

Missed from last night's game, Trevor Moore demolishes Zdeno Chara (Credit to Reddit user u/elevenstewart for spotting this)

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

Reading @pixeden iPhone X Psd Mockup Vector https://t.co/DEVTtxJpQF

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

@99piorg Amy’s raccoon isn’t an outlier. Exact same thing happened to me. Maybe East York raccoons are a genius sub species.

[Jason Reis @dj_jay99]

@MapleLeafs Explain how this is not a goal..... this call killed the game

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

If Hollywood has taught me anything, a frat boy named Brett in the 1980s was definitely an asshole.

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

The nice thing about 5 year olds is that they have no idea how many Oreos are in a package.

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

@AndreaCinPR @TorontoPolice Looks like a shooting at Danforth & Logan...

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail

[Stephen Tasker @Taskerville]

@BenFeist Oh I definitely owe more than 2 minutes. Put it this way, when 1234 comes on the radio, I sing the Sesame Street lyrics.