Sam Perez

Going thru life, one fail at a time.

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

I hate to be a stickler, but why is Jesus wearing a cross?

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@Xbox I've not seen an X in Any of the stores in the greater L.A. county. Would love to buy one for less than $700.

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@Sabrinanichol M

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

oops

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@washingtonpost Pretty sure the "gang" already came in his house

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@britneymoreno_ Congrats chica👍🏼

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@stevezaragoza Me too Twinsies. BBBBBBBBBB..BOY

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@PhillyD It was @TheAmandaGorman for me. She got me 😭 in my coffee.

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@Xolitz @alliemackay @bradmeltzer @JoeBiden Plugs its were its at

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

But what about all the winning?

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@laurenboebert Nobody like a traitor

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Madam Vice President.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Hypocrisy is Tweeting an MLK quote while at the same time... (feel free to fill in the blank in the comments).

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

Are we witnessing the implosion of the Republican party in real time?.... sad😄

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

It's a little late for that. Don't you think?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I love the smell of democracy in the morning.

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@thekevinryder @SluggoDoug And we love you for it. #zeroclub

[Sam Perez @TaskmasterP]

@realDonaldTrump Bro you're 1 in 60 man. Let it go