Crash Davis

I believe in the soul the cock the pussy the small of a woman's back,good scotch, I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. TASOMA!

[Crash Davis @Tasoma2016]

More bad coaching with your hot hitter trying to bunt. Swing away Ernie #jays

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Nope. Don’t like it. Now he’s off for five. Coulda broke a hand. So much to go wrong for no reason. Let someone else set the tone #sens

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Golf is becoming unwatchable when they show players walking or taking 3 minutes to lineup a putt. Just cut to them taking the putt. #phoenixopen

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@SunGarrioch If he’s well enough to back up he is well enough to start!

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Really? Batherson has to take this on? Sums up this team now #sens

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@WorldJuniors yes he got a hatty but it’s Denmark. I’ll judge #McKenna going forward against the big teams

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Is Ridley Greig still on this team? #invisible #sens

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@salasjuanpablo Or a better teammate

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I’m not a NHL PP coach but how can they not see what they are doing wrong on the PK. Other teams pressure pressure pressure and the @sens just hang back and let teams create #sens

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Getting beat on the ice and on the scoresheet. So far a no show. Hoping for a wake up call #sens

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Let’s wait until the last game of the season to get creative #fleaFlicker #redblacks

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Ha. The diamond hasn’t workout so they go back to it tonight and only a post saves them #sens

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Cantlay is playing like he’s being paid!….oh wait…. #cantlaysadouche #RyderCup

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@Ladydahliaaa Drill a hole then a jig saw

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Can we not trust the offence enough to go for it on 3rd and 3 at the opponents 30 yard line? Sometimes 3 ain’t enough #RedBlacks

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Basically guaranteed he would only last two rounds #LeafsSuck

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@MapleLeafs I don’t know which is more laughable, Marner yelling at his team to wake the fuck up or Matthews saying there were too many passengers when the two of them didn’t do shit in game 7 #LeafsForever #leafssuck

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What’s the difference between @Senators getting eliminated and @MapleLeafs getting eliminated? #sens fans stayed and saluted our team. Lots of empty seats at the Scoc. True fans. #LeafsSuck

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Who’s the cougar behind home plate with the white sleeveless? #cougar #milf #bluejays

[Crash Davis @Tasoma2016]

@dumoulin_nick Chychrun was bad in the room. Negative and not a “team guy”. Never participated in anything with the guys. Plus he plays for a contract. Watch next year. 10 goals 30 assists. And then decline from there