Cheap Painkiller

Oogie boogie man.

[Cheap Painkiller @Taste_Fire]

I see you're perfeckly shober again.

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

I am...

⚪️ Groot

⚪️ Groot

🔘 Groot

[Mr. Onederful® @ericonederful]

$100 says Trump's resignation letter has a typo.

[Cheap Painkiller @Taste_Fire]

That was the river, this is the sea.

[Cheap Painkiller @Taste_Fire]

Will they or won't they? 🙊🙊🙊

[Lori G 🌻💙💛 (@[email protected]) @LoriG]

By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones

[Gandalf Mueller @GandalfMueller]

Happy Anniversary Friends!

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

I'm not saying Trump is the anti-Christ, I'm saying Christ is the Anti-Trump.

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

My five stages of waking up:

1)Denial
2)Denial
3)Denial
4)Denial
5)Extreme hostility

[ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat]

I like my men broke and from other countries.

Cuz it’s all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket.

[Cheap Painkiller @Taste_Fire]

Them: You seem angry.

Me: Thank you.

[*BaronessBabylon* @THESuperJenn]

In a past life I dressed like a boy and hid out on the Queen Annes Revenge....
The scurvy was legendary

[Cheap Painkiller @Taste_Fire]

Open arms running for each other in slow motion, only I juke at the last second and kneel for a dog.

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

TRUMP: go on hannity and defend me
GIULIANI: u got it sir. i'll give them the ol' rudy razzamatazz
TRUMP: no dont-
GIULIANI: [whispering in his face] the ol' rudy razzamatazz

[Ramp @StillOnTheMoors]

In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.

[Cheap Painkiller @Taste_Fire]

[Finally alone in the oval office after the men take daddy away, young Mike Pence sits at his new desk. A mischievous grin suddenly appears on his face..]

MP:
Shirt! Hehe. Fork!

Karen Pence, bursting in:
MICHAEL!! Watch your language! Go and get the sin soap.

[Cheap Painkiller @Taste_Fire]

I'd hit that.

- me totally eye banging your bong

[Cheap Painkiller @Taste_Fire]

Thanos, great guy. He's a business man, he's got businesses. I don't really know about his businesses, but he's got businesses all over the galaxy. Fake news calls him a villain. Sad!

[Cheap Painkiller @Taste_Fire]

No one wants my premium snap.

Apparently.

[contrary_mary @sordid_mary]

Something something.. wet

blah blah blah.. nipples

snooze.