matt

certified sza boy

[matt @Tastely_]

ops managers run on diet coke

[matt @Tastely_]

it’s ok my mom cusses alot

[matt @Tastely_]

i’ve been working at jersey mikes for a quarter of my life and im finally done

[matt @Tastely_]

u wanna talk about trucks

[matt @Tastely_]

fresno got every furniture store but ikea

[matt @Tastely_]

@Walmart can yall not lock up the condoms

[matt @Tastely_]

the trees smell like cum

[matt @Tastely_]

unc walk

[matt @Tastely_]

puffer vest and shorts fit

[matt @Tastely_]

i’ll never forget the bs my RAs put me through in college

[matt @Tastely_]

my tweets hella fell off

[matt @Tastely_]

give me a second i’m just gonna put on some perry como real quick

[matt @Tastely_]

everytime i see my car in public it’s always a woman behind the wheel ☹️

[matt @Tastely_]

let’s go take pictures at the gas station rq

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

West Virginia Basketball.

Tougher than a long weekend at your in-laws.

[matt @Tastely_]

white women would travel all the way to east asia on the other side of the globe just to go to…. brandy melville

[matt @Tastely_]

my generation used to listen to YG now these youngins listening to Bossman Dlow

[matt @Tastely_]

this some bullshit gta was supposed to come out in a few months

[matt @Tastely_]

get ready to sweat

[matt @Tastely_]

i’m a big montreal steak seasoning guy