jacob lavoie

everytime you cum in a paper towel your choking a sea turtle. think about that

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

me in the shower this morning getting ready for dustin poirier fight day

[Aaron Bronsteter @aaronbronsteter]

Great news to start the day.

Per his Facebook page, Mark Coleman is responsive, talking and laughing with his family.

Mark says "I'm the happiest man in the world!", as he recalls saving his parents lives.

(h/t @JMurrayMMA)

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

IT'S FIGHT DAY #UFC299

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

me every time my brain remembers Volk got brutally knocked out

[Austin Hockey @AustinHockeyYT]

Jacob Markstrom has as many points as Connor Brown this season. Yes, the Calgary Flames GOALIE has 4 assists in 32 GP. Brown has 4 assists in 41 GP.

End this madness. Play Sam Gagner. The Connor Brown experiment is over.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

You guys what the fuck is going on.......... Transformers Megan Fox is with that thing..... what the actual fuck has happened to the world?! What did I miss? Is she OK? Is this man the devil? @meganfox are you ok? Do you need assistance?!

[jacob lavoie @TastyJ6969]

@RocheJim @crflames @GHT120 @CPC_HQ Not surprising to hear this out of someone who lives in Toronto.

[jacob lavoie @TastyJ6969]

@TraciMac70 @RobGerundo @Resister2023 You are cooked beyond belief

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

rest in peace to whoever discovered this

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Santa Claus bro. the nonchalant legend. never been the one to talk much but always there when you need him. always got his head down. plotting. Once a year he chooses to shine. bringing jolly to all and just being fat as fuck. Same fit every year. humble. Slow stroke demon. Love

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

driving to work at 6am because I wanted to be funny in high school

[doomstan1 @mfdoomstan1]

🚨 Jay-Z and NLE Choppa are reportedly dating.

[WE𝕏IT Barbie @WEXITBarbie]

#BlackFriday is @JustinTrudeau's favorite day of the year

[i like food @messedupfoods]

💀

[jacob lavoie @TastyJ6969]

@TheRealKeean Savages

[jacob lavoie @TastyJ6969]

@mmabymilikin @ThaWeasle @NotRobbieLawler Absolute clown take

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

"hey man you want to drink beers all day saturday and then watch UFC 295?"

me:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

An old man just shot 2 climate activists who were blocking a highway in Panama