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Every skool hav a resident bully who is fat.

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It seems @DHLUS and I have a different understanding of the phrase “signature required”

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@AmazonHelp Pickup at the #USPS post office was the only option available. They did not even attempt delivery, yesterday, or this morning. Not happy.

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The dreaded #britishairways #A10 gate at #LHR #terminal5 means you're getting the coach to the plane. As far as I can tell, we drove all the way to Gatwick to get off on the tarmac and climb the stairs to a Boeing 777.

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@Gothamist Not a credible MD. Believes that RA is a psychological condition.

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hahahahahaha #twitter #x is dead. I'd say something, something about a golden goose, but that would be a waste of time for y'all!

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'O Tweeters,' said the billionaire,
You've had a pleasant run!
'Shall we be trolling them again?'
But answer came there none -
And this was scarcely odd, because
To BlueSky, they had gone.

#twitter #x #bluesky #lewiscarroll #alice #aliceinwonderland #walrusandthecarpenter

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@AMAZlNGNATURE You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

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@UPS just a reminder that it’s ok for email addresses to have hyphens in them. Your iOS App does allow logging in with those kinds of email addresses anymore.

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@Logitech why does it only give me a choice to login to https://t.co/4ScfBZArG7 with a phone number, and the countries available are China and Hong Kong? I am in the United States.

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@nycbeerweek
Winner of the best use of an all-caps website to communicate your event.

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@apple why is Wi-Fi iPhone so bad? 6 feet away from my router. 4 bars in Wi-Fi .Video streaming 20 feet away, streaming HD video? No problem. Kindle, 20 feet away, connecting and downloading? No problem. State of the art, iPhone 14 pro, 6 feet away, no refresh on anything.

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@ConEdison power blip in Brooklyn, just now?

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@UseClear @dlanham When? Whenedy, when, when, when?

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@Ask_Spectrum and @ATT
Why would AT&T identify my Spectrum home phone number as a “spam risk” in the ActiveArmor app?

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@OptumRx I've called your number. Your site says that there's a delay and I need to confirm my delivery information, which hasn't changed in years. No one called me back, when they said they would. I just want to be informed when you change your mind about this Rx

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@elivalley @UHC @askUHC Yup. My UHC annual checkup ended up costing me over $600, this year, up from almost nothing, last year. Bastards!

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@rockcenternyc At six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only
Hold the front page!
@mrjimBob

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@Neutrogena …and yet, strangely still available in the UK.

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@Neutrogena why oh why oh why would you discontinue the universally acknowledged, best lip moisturizer/balm on the face of the planet?

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@Neutrogena Do you have any plans for a replacement. It’s hard to believe that Neutrogena, world renowned for skin and lip moisturizer, hardy and effective enough for Norwegian fishermen, is not going to come up with a replacement.

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@tundeolaniran The genius move, by UPS, was to put translucent roofs on their trucks to allow their drivers to see everything. Sadly, as anyone who knows how a greenhouse works, it made everything much hotter.

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@lartymcparty Actually, it’s an old nautical term. “A barrow of luffs". Referring to the shifting winds creating an inverse bucket shape in the mainsail.