lil lieutenant

If you see me and I look like I know what I'm doing, just know that I'm 85% confused about everything most of the time.

[lil lieutenant @TatiLRivas]

After sharing this with friends for my birthday, I’ve decided to share it on here as I reflect on turning 24 this year. I hope this can help someone out there who might need it or just looking for some advice. (This is just a compilation of my thoughts, not facts)

[LN @abernothing]

there's good mac n cheese, there's bad mac n cheese, and then there's kraft mac n cheese which is simultaneously both and neither

[ཿ @larstucker]

big year for the mentally unstable

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[leki @ghostlyleck]

u guys arent ready for the person i will become when new spiderman movie comes out

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[lazo🇲🇽 @duperace]

when mexico scores and i celebrate but then i remember it was against our korean brothers

[Austen Allred @Austen]

I’ve seen enough, give him a green card

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Summer vacation looking good

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me to EVERYTHING the few days leading up to my period

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[lil lieutenant @TatiLRivas]

If I love you I will stay inconveniencing myself for you

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

“i can make time” is a HUGE love language fr

[Bonita Aplomb @OKen_Ishii]

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention