Alan TBH Plumptre

Office Manager at @TatlerUK by day, The Badger Hunter by night.

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

COLDWETMAGICALFLUFFYSHITFALLINGFROMTHESKY!? WHATISITWHATISITTTTT?! #snow

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

This is my housemate, who looks like a shagpile carpet & was stupid enough to steal my ball. Operation Payback begins.

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

It's Sunday evening. The oven is on. Le poulet is prepped. Oh yeah, it's ON. #getinmybelly

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

'Alan what do you want to do today?' The same thing we do everyday Baloo. Try to take over the world! #pinky&thebrain

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

This isnt JUST a 'happy with Dad' smile, it's a 'happy with Dad who hasn't seen my ninja-pee-patch yet' smile #sneaky

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

'To sleep, perchance to dream' That's Shakespeare, innit. #notjustaprettyface

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

Parents off to Ikea and leaving me at home. Sad face, I'd even dressed as the poor-man's @IKEAmonkey

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

(Play it cooool Alan) **blushes** “@RosieFortescue: #FF @TatlerAlan because he is my ideal man (@SMS_Style I know you'll agree!)”

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You smell something?! I don't smell anything. Nooo siree. Nothing to smell here. #OOPS

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

SERIOUSLY immersing myself in the job @TatlerUK

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

Morning yoga sesh. Nailing the Cobra. #yogAlan

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

#winkyface

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#ridingsolo

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

@SMS_Style @RosieFortescue SWEEEEEEEET. Hit up her email. Tell Lopez and Noodle the champagne is on me. #dogdate

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

As the Editor is away, I have claimed her office as my official Playpen. #squattersrights

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

Post It note?! What Post It note? NO idea what you're referring to..... #YUM #OMGTHATPOSTITNOTEWASDELISH

[Alan TBH Plumptre @TatlerAlan]

@SMS_Style I am ready and raring to go but Mum has a 'lunch date' RIDIC #disowned