Tatooine Tonight

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Waiting for this spinoff.
#StarWarsAndor @starwars

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We were honored to have Larp Skywalker, the Jedi with the lowest midichlorian count of all time, on the pod this week

#MayThe4th #StarWarsDay @ChiMaggieSmith

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Hello there. #maythe4th

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Millennial Falcon.

#MayThe4th

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Local Cantina Management Defends Droid Policy In The Face Of Increased Scrutiny “They Don’t Eat Or Drink And Are Often Large Or Cumbersome. It’s A Strictly Practical Decision”

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@blast_points Just listened and LOVED this ep.

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DEVELOPING:

Evil clone lashes out @ loved ones, sleeps all day, writes dark/bad poetry. Is being a real PalpaTeen.

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A Rebel fighter was slightly impaled with a tree branch during a battle on Endor. Han Solo brought him to his ship and is rushing him to receive treatment.

Stay tuned to find out more about the Millennium Falcon and the Splintered Soldier.

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@lightsabrqueen So good.

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@NinaSerafina

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@CookieParker6 He’s never one to choke under pressure.

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Bit of a scheduling hiccup: Admiral Ozzel of the Imperial Starfleet, will unfortunately be unable to make his previously-scheduled appearance tonight. His slot will instead be filled by Admiral Piett, who we are glad could make time for us.

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This IS the show you’re looking for!

Tune in tonight for an emotional conversation with Professional Beast Handler Malakili about loss, pain and finding love again.

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Whole Foods and Alderaanian Senator announce partnership with new line of Bail Organics.

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General Holdo has dealt with many criticisms in her career. Not so much about her performance as much as people making fun of her purple hair. Holdo shrugs it off stating “I don’t get made fun of for my hair nearly as much as General Baldo.”

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Stormtroopers have filed a class action lawsuit against the Empire for working conditions during 2nd Death Star construction. When asked for comment, the Emperor said “Good let the hate flow through you.” Turns out the stormtroopers say it’s actually asbestos flowing through them

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Admiral Tarkin today launched a plan to hunt down and capture the rogue Bad Batch.

Yeah, they should look out - he’s going to personally torture them with his cheekbones. Been sharpening them all week.

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Chancellor Palpatine has authorized the creation of a Grand Army of the Republic, and I guess he must have Stephen Sondheim as a war advisor, because he’s “sending in the clones.”

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Corporate Sector officials today accused famous smuggler Han Solo of being dishonest when claiming he made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Sounds like he’s another victim of Kessel culture.

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The Mandalorian Tribe has recently expanded into cheese-making and apparently business is booming. When asked about the secret to their cheese, the Armorer said “this is the whey.”