Pork Chop

Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution. Iowa boy in Minnesota. I’m either fishing, following a bird dog around, or drinking.

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Everything you need to know about me:

[JANDY @Jandystl]

JORDAN WALKER HAS OFFICIALLY ARRIVED. WE ARE SO PROUD YOUR A ST. LOUIS CARDINAL. HOME DERBY CHAMPION FUTURE.

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Jordan motherfuckin Walker!!!

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Well now stage right enter Jimmy, just a counterfeit James Dean
With a pocket full of delta blues and cheap amphetamines

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Breaking: Sonny Gray traded to Red Sox

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Got myself a new toy today

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Blow up your TV
Throw away your paper
Go to the country
Build you a home
Plant a little garden
Eat a lot of peaches
Try an' find Jesus on your own

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Arkansas, my head hurts

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Guys all I did today was get drunk and watch rock and roll bands with my wife. The American Dream is alive and well

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Me: “I’m gonna take it easy while smoking this time and only do a couple pork butts, nothing too crazy.”

Also me: “I’m gonna make three different barbecue sauces from scratch to go with this”

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Pork butts on the smoker, perfect bluebird day, and a nice cigar. This is living.

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

This Cardinals team is fun to watch.

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

NOOOOOOT

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Showed up to work an hour early to try to get shit done.. boss was walking through the shop turning on lights, and he stepped on a 480v extension cord.. cord had a knick and he blew the power to the whole building. What a way to start the morning lmao

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is on the jukebox right now. We’re about to have a night boys

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Well the crowd cleared away
And I began to pray
And the water fell on the floor
And I'm telling you, son
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Walked into the breakfast spot and Creed is blaring on the speakers. Wasn’t planning on drinking this early but how can you not?

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Wish this cold front would’ve stuck around for this next weekend. Hard to run bird dogs when it’s 80° outside.

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

Rodgers is washed lmfao

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

@BillDanceLives Firing on all cylinders and in rare form this weekend. Gonna drink so much booze 20 year old me would be in utter disbelief. We’ll see if I make work on Monday morning lmao

[Pork Chop @Tatted_Rocker]

System is fully primed tonight and I’m gonna be living on Tulsa time tomorrow. Let’s have a fuckin weekend