Mortimer Toynbee

Enough is enough.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@ChargedDeck 'Long as you ain't the one dealin'.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

Aye! Who flooded the bathroom stalls again?? Was it you, Herman?? I seen that look in your eyes!

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@Wolverine_ Considering that I don't get paid at all, Logan, a dollar an hour would be great.

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@Wolverine_ Now that we've established you're back.. Can I have a raise?

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@Stealatouch Bleh. Got nothing else better to do. [Walks with her.]

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@Stealatouch Last time I checked, Rogue, this wasn't slave labor.. But then again X-Men are known to be pricks from time to time.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@Stealatouch What noises? Was Doop up trying to impersonating opera singers again?

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@Stealatouch [As Rogue walks the school's campus, Toad leaps down in front of her suddenly with a smirk.] Fancy seeing you here, doll.

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@BornInCaldecott Yeah, besides, I was looking for something more like please.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@BornInCaldecott You didn't say the magic word, Rogue.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

Just another day at the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

You'd think I'd up and left by now but here I am cleaning up some kid's vomit and another's underwear.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@_Outlaw Sure, sure. Whatever. [Looking around for his bottoms] I have to go get my pants back then clean this stinkin' school.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@BamfingBamfs [Toad quickly reacts, whipping his tongue around his Scarlet Witch undies before tripping and fall on it] Wah!

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@_Outlaw That's the point. Don't get your hopes up.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@_Outlaw Only place you can hope to find a drink here is in Logan's room. And there's no way you can just slip in and slip out.

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@_Outlaw Oof! [Flies into the wall, nearly putting a hole into it] So, does this mean I can't give you a tour anymore?

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@_Outlaw Nope. Ever had regrettable sex with a guy?

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@_Outlaw You've never got a compliment on your breasts before?

[Mortimer Toynbee @TattleToad]

@_Outlaw What? You think I'm that old slimy Toad that'll direct you to the bedroom instead?