Tatum English

I’m trying so hard to be funny please give me validation

[Tatum English @TatumTregoning]

Catcalling should be me yelling at my parents cat to let me scratch her behind her ears and nothing more!

[Lis Schendel Misses the Pac-12 @lis_ashlee]

FUCK YOUR BEANS AND TOAST 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🫘🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅✨🇺🇸🦅

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

I thrive to be as unbothered in life as Phin was in "Stay Alive"

[jess @enchantedjess13]

i can do it with a broken heart.mp4

[kyler ໒ @slshers]

I’M SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

John Tucker Must Die is winning Best Picture

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I bring a “if i don’t win I’ll kill myself” vibe to the pub trivia night that the casual beer drinkers can’t quite fuck with

[Tatum English @TatumTregoning]

@msiwek615 @earthmineral12 Oh MJ you’re gonna love it

[Tatum English @TatumTregoning]

If Cocaine Bear (2023 dir. Elizabeth Banks) is not nominated for awards I will RIOT. It is pure cinema

[Tatum English @TatumTregoning]

I’m trying to write a screenplay while listening to Santana Glee covers and @whereisMUNA and it is going way better than I thought

[Tatum English @TatumTregoning]

10 years ago I told a joke about my friend who went to Italy with her mom and now it’s my screenwriting thesis

[Film Daze @filmdaze]

me after watching the ‘Barbie’ trailer

[midnights lyrics bot @botmidnights]

it’s me, hi, i’m the problem, it’s me

[RMJ @reneerapp]

today I’m feeling very nicole kidman amc monologue

[Tatum English @TatumTregoning]

@JoeBiden Then prove it my guy.

[ZOE AMIRA SLICK 🦋 @zoeamira]

i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.

[Liz Tregoning @ElizabethTrego1]

In 48 hrs my daughters lost two fundamental rights! The right not to be killed and the right to control their own body. #SCOTUS

[Tatum English @TatumTregoning]

I sang “Magical Mr. Mistofelees” from the hit musical CATS at lunkers tonight #NatureIsHealing

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible