If you said working up a sweat outside, coming inside for a revitalizing shower, and then putting on FRESHLY laundered jammies was one of the best things ever, you’d be correct! #movietime#Ismellgood
There’s a man riding his mower through the neighborhood putting contact cards for his lawn service in everyone’s mailboxes. #equipmentpreview#marketinggoals
Why is Twitter INUNDATING me with suggestions to follow all things Alabama? I am not from Alabama. I don’t live in Alabama. I didn’t go to school in Alabama. I don’t have family in Alabama. What is going on here? #nooffenseAL#stopwithAL#juststopTwitter
I am dying over the responses to Rep. Cleaver’s ending a prayer with “amen and awomen.” The tweets are hilarious. I’m wondering if we will have to rewomanufacture our language. Am I considered anti-huwomanitarian if I don’t agree?