__uncommon.name__

Srkian👑❤️
spanked by life till now..🍑👋🏼
Memer 🌚
SHAYRI BHI HOJATI HAI KABHI KABHI😌

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

@YasirEqbal3srk Hahahaha! 😆

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

@iemthesahil Katai hasmukh ho raha hai!

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

Sometime I see few girls and genuinely think "Ki tereme Kis Baat ka attitude hai be?"
Then Suddenly I remember offcourse "It's her choice" 🙃😑

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

@explorerhoon @Bhuvan_Bam Lol.. Exactly 🤣

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

Evening like this 😉👻

[Zeeshan @Zeeshanalam_]

Lesson learnt.

Don't mess with Kamra or karma will get you.

First all the airlines grounded & now Arnab has multiple FIR's 😂
@kunalkamra88

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

Tumhe Dubara Pakar ye to zarur jaan gya,
Ki Meri Duayen bhi "KHUDA" sunta hai! 😌

[Abdul Hamid Ahmad @AbdulHamidAhmad]

I pray for an India without hate and Islamophobia https://t.co/jNEHAVwle6

[Zeeshan @Zeeshanalam_]

BJP has activated hundreds of fake accounts to copy/ paste the same tweet in support of Arnab. it's automated Twitter bots are retweeting tweets again & again.

That's how rattled BJP is for their paid bootlicker's impending arrest.
#ArrestAntiIndiaArnab

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

@Zeeshanalam_ Mujhe jawab chahiye! Soniya ji kab bolengi?

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

Me after scrolling John Cena's profile~

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

@CarryMinati Mujhe nhi pata😑

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

@CarryMinati *scripted* 😆

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

@CarryMinati Hahaha nice braah!

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

@CarryMinati Lockdown me shadi karega tu? 😂

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

Ye news channel pe condom ke add kyu aarhe hai? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

The thing jo mereko chalega:- LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
THE THING I GET:- LONG DISTANCE FROM RELATIONSHIP 😑

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

Girls these days when I try to flirt with them!
She:- I am single and happy and lau*a lehsan
.
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And their stories are like-
Nobody loves me! Too alone!
Me:-

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

Hope everything will be fine ! 😰

[__uncommon.name__ @Tauseef91642447]

Iska matlab samjhe Daya?
#9bje9minute