david tan

roasting @bydavidtan every chance i get

[david tan @TavidDan]

@rjmadd 🐐

[david tan @TavidDan]

@jervogel @YourBunDaddy which economy

[david tan @TavidDan]

@rjmadd where? cause i haven’t been going 45 👀

[Dino Jagger III @dinojagger]

How do you 35mm film photographers finish a roll so fast??

It takes me forever.

[david tan @TavidDan]

for being a 5’2 male i shouldn’t be getting as many free things when i go to the bar

[david tan @TavidDan]

@itsjoshwolf crazy game

[Saoirse Ó Mongáin 🇵🇸🇻🇪 @SelkieBosun]

Happy Ides of March to those who celebrate

[david tan @TavidDan]

@matthewkalapuch can you utilize a kazoo?

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@Ryhanta now? she was before

[david tan @TavidDan]

@That_Guy_ARG the oil getting everywhere can be fixed with a splatter screen, but it’s pretty easy once you do it a few times

[david tan @TavidDan]

my manager told me that they appreciate my consistent work ethic and i’ve never been happier to be me

[david tan @TavidDan]

@jervogel it’s the new years gym smell

[david tan @TavidDan]

@jervogel bro so good just watched it too

[david tan @TavidDan]

@jervogel bro yes

[david tan @TavidDan]

@rjmadd really 😭 i was excited

[david tan @TavidDan]

@rjmadd noooo

[david tan @TavidDan]

@jervogel @thisisjadn covers mistletoe by bieber

[david tan @TavidDan]

@Ryhanta oh god … have i deluded myself into believing that my drinking personality is charming when in actuality it’s insufferable

[david tan @TavidDan]

so happy that i’m happy when intoxicated and not a jerk

[david tan @TavidDan]

@Ryhanta 🤯