Taway 🇨🇿

Czech developer & Streamer (on hiatus). Extreme goober. Meowing addict

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I hate homework with a burning passion

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The chicken or egg question is quite hard, but the Christian isn’t. The priest came first.

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if i were a death row inmate, my last wish would be to spend a night with a prostitute so i can pound her like there’s no tomorrow, because there just might not be

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If a deaf person is giving you a handjob, does it also count as a blowjob in one? ALSO Can they basically talk during the whole handjob thing?

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What is the difference between rap and hood rap? Rap is done on the fly and hood rap on the run.

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If i were Christian i would beat my meat exclusively to the rythm of ACDC’s Highway to Hell

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Theoretically speaking if a medieval king played poker whilst using a modern day toilet he could perform a double royal flush.

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@Guttergore1 Realest post on this platform

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Video games about horses have two kinds of updates: mane and stable

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Is it illegal to drive under positive influence? Like what if i was in a jolly mood from drinking a beer?

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I wish a tv show called “PhantoMime” existed. It would be a silent horror comedy about three mimes exploring a haunted house.

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*tells GPT about my amazing financial ideas*
GPT: “Sorry, i can’t assist you with committing crime”

Robotic killjoy >:[

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Femboys are becoming the new hipsters. I can’t wait for the MIT Technology review photo incident to happen again.

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It must be so hard for emos in gyms. They’re all cut, no bulk.

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@hourly_shitpost I hope it won’t be full of microtransactions and ads like the first one

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I’m not yet sure if the happenings in America are worth pulling out the popcorn for or not

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@Miagatii Did Blu change his name to X? :3c

[Dustwolf @TheDustyWuffy]

All of you who are posting negatively about the Charlie Kirk situation are pathetic and exactly why I hate most furries. You’re completely miserable and unlikeable people.

Dude always was respectful in giving his opinion and hearing out others. Wish the best for his family.

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Once i’ll move to my own apartment my fridge will be always full … of cold air and famine.

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If i were a doctor i would have to apologise to a lot of families. I always mistake anesthesia with euthanasia.

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Dear devs,
Name your apps by it’s function. I thought Grindr was a social platform for people who wake up at 5AM and day trade, but instead it’s full of cocks.