tawnijean 𓃱𓃱

a flakey but fruity bisexual

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

My boss asked me to do dry January and I said yes because I don’t even drink that much anyway but then this mad told me I had to stop smoking weed instead so I’m no longer interested in dry January

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

Coming out of my six month Twitter slumber to say that seeing @RKSBandOfficial live was a life changing experience

[ɱąཞყ 🍓 @thevirgomaryy]

making friends as a boring girl is so difficult… like iunno u wanna come to my house and smoke while i explain all of my cats personalities to u

[orb @strwbrysuccubus]

should i post a thirst trap or check myself into the nearest psychiatric hospital

[clare @sadderlizards]

i hope in the next life i come back as a really stupid orange cat

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

imagine what magic we would have been blessed with if mac miller could have seen 32 🥲

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

there’s few things that make me want to kill myself the way that U2 does when it automatically starts playing in my car

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

@schaDERS watching it the second time was for sure just was wild but solved so many unanswered questions from the first time

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

have y’all watched Saltburn?

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

Have y’all ever watched midsommar? Because what the fuck what the actual fuck. Great movie, solid 14 outta 10. But what the absolute actual fuck.

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

i’ve been trying to figure out how i blacked out new year’s eve and today i learned it’s because i took tequila shots

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

I'd go to therapy if they let you drink during the session

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

no rizz. just dyed hair, a nose ring n pretty eyes

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

my new years resolution is to hang out and abuse substances

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i wanna sit on a cloud n dangle my feet

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

i am not built to work i am built to hang out and hit vape

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

there’s always going to be a man who insists his plug is better than yours meanwhile he’s paying $70 an eighth because it’s “from the dispensary” 🫠

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

I want to watch bojack horseman but i do not want to self sabotage my own mental health like that rn

[Jhay @jhayusb]

if you were a worm i'd still let you hit my pen just be careful

[tawnijean 𓃱𓃱 @TawniJeanthinks]

i think i would have made a great house wife in the 1950’s because i also would love to stick my head in a gas stove