Tawny M

[Tawny M @TawnyMiny]

@kay_ten I’ve blocked you on my phone! Don’t try to ruin @GameOfThrones for me

[✼ macy ✼ @macysamf]

ever forget your purse chapstick so you take the one from your car. then you’re looking for you car chapstick and you can’t find it so you take your bathroom chapstick. then you can’t find your bathroom chapstick so you take your purse chapstick that was once your car chapstick.

[Tawny M @TawnyMiny]

My dog’s gift to me this morning was a dead baby bird she found in the yard #thanksiguess #mydogneedsmouthwash

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

Nancy Pelosi: “we need to lower the voting age to 16”

16 year olds: https://t.co/ShtbJJ7gy9

[Autumn 🍂 @autumntism]

When I was 16 I pierced my own belly button with a thumbtack and was genuinely surprised when it got infected

[Tawny M @TawnyMiny]

#Wahoowa #ACCTourney

[Trey @treydayway]

Me walking into class if my parents bribed a college to get me in

[Tawny M @TawnyMiny]

Kona passed out on my lap #imnotcryingyourecrying #germanshepherdpuppy @ Henderson, Nevada https://t.co/RDX2ugEwWM

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Omg I just found out that spinster used to be reserved for women 23-26 and that after you turned 26 if you were unmarried you became a.... THORNBACK. How fucking great is that name!?

[Tawny M @TawnyMiny]

This next season of The Bachelorette is going to be a quiet one filled with a lot of awkward silences #HannahB

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

If you commit any crime at sea, you are considered a pirate.

[Tawny M @TawnyMiny]

@madison_mendez Really hot shower or a bath in black tea

[Tawny M @TawnyMiny]

@kay_ten found your job calling https://t.co/xzCxTCAXPy

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

An NFL waterboy makes an average salary of $53,000 a year.

[Tawny M @TawnyMiny]

@kay_ten https://t.co/5P937DpZ2S

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Call any pizza place and ask if they have any orders that people didn't pick up. They'll let you buy them at a discount.

[Tawny M @TawnyMiny]

My friend from work and I are both up at four am and it’s our day off... our work shifts start at four... so we’re playing GamePigeon with each other