Ian Taws

Engineer. RAF reserve, Toon season ticket holder, Redskins Fan and part time rock star.

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker two geordies talking absolute bollocks on the Liverpool game that was never a pen if it was against newcastle we'd be raging. Stop kissing Liverpools arse yous two there all shithouses themselves. @alanshearer @MicahRichards

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@peterkay_co_uk last night was absolutely brilliant. He's back to his best, not just the laughs but the whole show. he's a good singer, too, mind, but he's no Geraldine McQueen. #peterkay

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@Nigel_Farage can you can raise a question in the house of commons to the Home Secretary and ask if she has any Plans to put Border Force on standby for receiving an influx of A List celebrities on the beeches of Kent when they fulfill their promises to leave the USA. #Trump

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@Absolute80s I'm sure you just repeated the specials much to young you played that earlier. at 13.58 and 15.50 do I get a prize 🤔

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

Thanks for your time and the photo Leigh. remember South Shields is sh*t . Blyth is a much nicer place 😉 @lemontwittor @IAmChrisRamsey

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@GaryLineker @GaryLineker he's no Peter Beardsley though.

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@MickyF_Official having to travel to bloody Glasgow from Newcastle the wife seems happy though

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@alanshearer and it's daaawn saaauf as well surely its almost tropical there

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@laura_woodsy Looking hotter than the fixture. Come on, England #sportslegend #Eng   
#ENGFRA #ThreeLions    #FIFAWorldCup

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@GaryLineker @alanshearer come on lads never mind the only other person you've seen like messi was marradona, you both played with a lad who was surely close to it, the little genius Pedro, Geordie Legend and some player.

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@worflags @worflags the website and links from twitter or Facebook aren't working.

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@_DeclanRice As a toon fan I feel your pain it seems to screw us over weekly. head up go again just be shit next week then craic on.😉

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

This is getting serious now lads the premier league fantasy team is giving yous both 50% chance of playing do i take the risk and lose the points or hit the jackpot with all the goals and Isak assists? @brunoog97 @asaintmaximin #NUFC

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

get Isak, get paqueta, job done,crack on. that's a massive step forward and #TransferTalk @SkySportsNews

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@BurgerKingUK without doubt nick pope

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@IsaacHayden65 gutted your heading out, but good luck. hopefully you'll have a great season and injury free. love to see you back in black and white in the future.

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@NUFC @ghodoussi Happy birthday hope its been a great one.

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@JesseLingard Hopefully in summer you can give 100% to Newcastle, 52 thousand geordies singing should clear ya head.

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@IsaacHayden65 @NUFC Gutted for you, but guess its understandable after an op and the time it'll take to get back but hey it's a great time for you to be a supporter. get yasel a few beers in the toon before ko and sit with the lads singing ya heart out. #12thman

[Ian Taws @TawsyToon]

@brunoog97 @NUFC welcome to the toon you're going to love it.
bem vindo ao toon você vai adorar